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ef bros whose ass you would unquestionably lick

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i'll go first.
1. n2-i'm thinking dude is a smoker and dips. bad cardio. i'll just run and breakdance around him until he gets wheezy.
2. alcatraz-dude will be ironing his new mma shorts which will distract him as i stab him from behind with a stick
3. strongbow-hes all sorts of disabled, plus he'd be spending too much of his time photoshopping pictures to pay attention to the beat down i'm putting on him.
4. rw-i'd take the car in her front lawn off of the cinder blocks before i called her out of her house. upon exiting she would think that her hydraulics were busted (as the car is so low now), and I would slam her head in the car door when she went to investigate.
5. bino-fools that write in haiku never fight well.

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I will kick the shit out of all you mutha fuckers that includes women, children, homos, mods, mentors, and ombudsman.
 
1. i'd feel pretty confident against jackangel.
2. shirley cause she's preggos
3. jg cause he doesn't like jesus, and jesus haters never get teh win
 
That was actually very funny SB, lol. Everyone in this thread..
 
StrongMo seems like the weaksauce player to me as well. Bad back + photoshop abs = teh lose.
 
superdave said:
plus teh boyband bathroom mirror pic
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy won't kick anyone's ass either:

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Plus I have a big ass tribal tatt that = unquestionable bad ass
 
mrplunkey; said:
StrongMo seems like the weaksauce player to me as well. Bad back + photoshop abs = teh lose.
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If you will kneel down in front of me and open your mouth I will show you how weak my sauce is
 
NUmber 2) this is bullshit Shirlene has 10 pounds and 3 inches on you bro. You would fo sho get an ass whooping
 
bino...i'd show him a book, then take his backwoods ass down with three quick jabs to the throat in a moment of utter illiterate confusion.
 
redshirt27se; said:
5 years ago when people were permanently inking themselves with retarded tattoos, that might have worked. Today it just means you are even less intelligent than we all already believe.
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Go fuck yourself faggot ass bitch
 
Rachel- Fuck yeah! :licker:
RW- if she washed it first, and I could get in there before one of her noxious farts. :worried:
cindylou- mainly to piss off everyone else (OMEGA, puds, miplank, bino, etc.), and of course it would be fun. :D
superqt- all up in that! :qt:
princesa- oh hellz yes. For days, son! :heart:

Others too. Just can't think right now...too much turkey.
 
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As long as he stays incapacitated by large amount of painkillers I could probably take on puddles. Just don't let him near his gun collection.

















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b0und said:
As long as he stays incapacitated by large amount of painkillers I could probably take on puddles. Just don't let him near his gun collection.

















b0und (I could)
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I don't think I could live with myself if I were to lose to an Aussie. Especially one as feminine as you :D
 
samoth; said:
TITCR

Even cattle aren't dumb enough to brand themselves.



:cow:
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Says the fucking tranny with a fetish for farm animals Fucking fag
 
ceo said:
ass lickers, unite!!!!
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You cunt.

Changing 'kick' to 'lick' totally screws up my answer, cuz there's no way I'd make "short work" of pick3 if it were ass licking rather than kissing.

I mean, there are logistics involved: peeling off the skin-tight leather pants, then prying free the ginormous butt-plug would be somewhat time consuming. Then, when all that's done, you'd have a lot of territory to cover...because after all those years of abuse his ass is knot gonna be small.
 
canadianhitman said:
You cunt.

Changing 'kick' to 'lick' totally screws up my answer, cuz there's no way I'd make "short work" of pick3 if it were ass licking rather than kissing.

I mean, there are logistics involved: peeling off the skin-tight leather pants, then prying free the ginormous butt-plug would be somewhat time consuming. Then, when all that's done, you'd have a lot of territory to cover...because after all those years of abuse his ass is knot gonna be small.
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this typo is really quite excellent here
 
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canadianhitman said:
You cunt.

Changing 'kick' to 'lick' totally screws up my answer, cuz there's no way I'd make "short work" of pick3 if it were ass licking rather than kissing.

I mean, there are logistics involved: peeling off the skin-tight leather pants, then prying free the ginormous butt-plug would be somewhat time consuming. Then, when all that's done, you'd have a lot of territory to cover...because after all those years of abuse his ass is knot gonna be small.
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Uh...am I reading this right? Did you mean "kick"?
 
'tis a typo...if it were ass kissing, it's have to be someone in power like Spellwin, not pick. The only reason one might kiss pick3's ass is if you wanted an 'in' for a primo table at Cutter's on a busy night.
 
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