good thing I usually make a little 6-8" pizza italian-style, loaded up with broccoli and green pepper, and eat that for my cheat meal every week!
If you want to really carb up and eat crap, try this, it's quick/easy:
buy a Boboli crust, some of the pre-made Bob Evans mashed potatoes or whatever other kind they sell at the grocery store (or make your own, but the BE kind they sell at the store is good enough for this and quicker), cheddar cheese, real bacon bits and green onion. Heat the potatoes halfway, mix in a little cheddar, bacon, green onion to your liking, spread it on the pizza crust, and cover the whole thing with cheddar, more bacon, and green onions to your liking. Bake according to the directions on the crust. MMM soooo good but like a whole month's worth of carbs!