PLP,
Yeah I hear you! Our bathroom is wayyy down the hall at work. I drink a ton of water and quite frankly, I think I'm going to just run a catheter down the hall and directly into the urinal! I swear my secretary thinks I have a really bad coke habit. The worst part is trying to sit through a 3 hour bored-room meeting and not go piss once every 20 minutes. How do you comfortably say to a roomfull of people "Yeah sorry, I'm drinking alot of water these days and have to piss every 20 minutes". Of course you're sitting there with your bottle of water, and these fat slobs are like "Well, quit drinking so much water ya idiot!".
At least we're not shitting every 20 minutes!