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Anyone have any funny drinking stories? Here's one of mine that is short and sweet. I was wondering around drunk on a nameless college campus and I passed out in a ditch. The next day someone said I smelled like piss, and that I pissed my pants. I replied, "Well, that makes sense, because I remember drinking a lot, but I don't remember going to the bathroom a lot."
Well, maybe people will find that funny. I did.
Well, maybe people will find that funny. I did.
