Donkey Punchiing

[musclemom]

I brought this young broad home the other nite, had a few drinks dimmed the lights you know, soft music in the background. So we got to doin our thing and so i was hittin it doggy style told her to tighten up, then i donkey punched her. This chick took it the wrong way, totally got offended and walked out. Do girls not like this? I thought they liked when we took control and let them know who daddy is. ..just thought i'd share, anyone else have bad experiences

Would someone translate the following terms for me please:

1. "told her to tighten up ..." now is this the pose -- like she was too spread out or something -- or was he telling her to Kegel because his teeny-weenie peenie was rattling around inside her like a clapper in a bell?

2. "then i donkey punched her ..." are we talking that he actually balled up his chubby little fist and punched her in the kidney or hip or is this some other weird sexual slang?

 

[redsamurai]

Would someone translate the following terms for me please:

1. "told her to tighten up ..." now is this the pose -- like she was too spread out or something -- or was he telling her to Kegel because his teeny-weenie peenie was rattling around inside her like a clapper in a bell?

2. "then i donkey punched her ..." are we talking that he actually balled up his chubby little fist and punched her in the kidney or hip or is this some other weird sexual slang?

"Like a clapper in a bell"???......... OMG!! And yes, I beleive a donkey punch is a punch to the kidney's to supposedly get her to "tighten up"....................you have to be pretty much a base animal to actually consider doing this to someone, I always thought it was just a joke and no one actually did it.

 

[musclemom]

"Like a clapper in a bell"???......... OMG!! And yes, I beleive a donkey punch is a punch to the kidney's to supposedly get her to "tighten up"....................you have to be pretty much a base animal to actually consider doing this to someone, I always thought it was just a joke and no one actually did it.

Well, if my prick were so small that I didn't feel anything when I was hitting it from behind I guess I'd be suffering from some pretty severe ego issues so maybe sucker punching a girl makes him feel better

Kidney punching ANYONE is a bullshit maneuver to begin with. Act of a chickenshit, pussy. So not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

 

[BNG]

not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

worth sayin again

 

[redsamurai]

Well, if my prick were so small that I didn't feel anything when I was hitting it from behind I guess I'd be suffering from some pretty severe ego issues so maybe sucker punching a girl makes him feel better

Kidney punching ANYONE is a bullshit maneuver to begin with. Act of a chickenshit, pussy. So not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

change to a better subject.................when are we going to see nekkid pics MM?...........

 

[KD1]

Bump, classic thread.

 

[stephen4327]

ha i actually still remember when this happend. good times good times.

 

[automaticj5]

Wow.

 

[stephen4327]

Donkey Punching

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.


"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

 

[pip88]

Donkey Punching

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.


"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

Yep thats what it exactly is and hell i'll give props to you bro for having the balls to do it.

check out this movie lol it reminds me of you

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