Dog Boners

[jnevin]

Red rockets? Why is this?

Diss Cuss.

 

[PICK3]

Q: Why does a dog lick his nutsack?

A: Because he can

 

[jnevin]

The Nev is taking yoga.

 

[PICK3]

The Nev is taking yoga.

A bitch recently told me, "I'm too old to still put my legs over my head ... butt I can put them over yours"

 

[-SD-]

im knot looking at this thread

 

[PICK3]

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.

Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.

Urban Dictionary: red rocket

 

[jnevin]

Pick appears to meat wominz od solid moral fiber.

 

[jnevin]

*of

 

[iggy]

lmao at this thread. funniest title ever.

 

[PICK3]

Pick appears to meat wominz od solid moral fiber.

she's got morals butt she likes it when it's oral

 

[chris302001]

lmao at this thread. funniest title ever.

Lol +1. I blew a snot rocket on the table when I read it.

 

[JDid23]

quick story about this;

my uncle used to be the head of the K-9 unit and he told all the newcomers that their dogs would perform better if they jerked them off... all of them jerked off their dogs once a day for a few weeks until he told them it was bullshit lol

 

[the_clockwork]

jnevngr loves boners, dogs or goats.. he don't care

 

[miplank]

this reminds me of the southpark episode red rocket

 

[puddlemonkey]

this reminds me of the southpark episode red rocket

Post it up ngr, I wanna watch it for a 20th time.

 

[miplank]

South Park Full Red Rocket Episode Video by Sherman - MySpace Video

 

[PICK3]

Totw

 

[empirebuilder]

Redder than a dick on a dog?

 

[jnevin]

They appear to be out of proportion. The boners, that is.

 

[mustang_00]

what's with chix bein into that shit!?!?!?! i met this girl who right off the bat told me in detail what a dog dick looks like. and she's always sending me fucked up beastiality gifs on my cell. like chix with horses or dogs humping and throwing up etc. i overheard a conversation about it another time with 3 chicks sitting in front of me at a bar. all 4 chix were to cute to be talking/into that shit.

 

[gstacker]

Red rocket AKA lipstick.

 

[jnevin]

what's with chix bein into that shit!?!?!?! i met this girl who right off the bat told me in detail what a dog dick looks like. and she's always sending me fucked up beastiality gifs on my cell. like chix with horses or dogs humping and throwing up etc. i overheard a conversation about it another time with 3 chicks sitting in front of me at a bar. all 4 chix were to cute to be talking/into that shit.

Sounds like a keeper.

 

[mustang_00]

Sounds like a keeper.

i don't think i'm ready sexually/mentally for shit like that yet. i saw a drunk chick jerk one off at a party before. VERY strange!!!

 

[jnevin]

The fuck kinda parties are you going to? And do you need a wingman?

 

[miplank]

lolz

 

[mustang_00]

The fuck kinda parties are you going to? And do you need a wingman?

long story short i showed up at the wrong house party (didn't know anyone) but they were cool as shit. i saw a bunch of guys/chix circling a kitchen table and there was a drunk chick laying on it giving a "show" they were handing her shit to use. vegetables, wine bottles, beer bottles. then out of no where someone said "jerk the dog off" so she literally fell off the table and went to town. i left before anything else happened. to fucking weird.

you'd have to fancy yourself up with one of scotsman fancy shirts before you can be my wingman!!

 

[jnevin]

That would be quite a situation to walk in on.

 

[mustang_00]

That would be quite a situation to walk in on.

yep definitely knew i was at the wrong party when saw that shit