Do you take good care of your "unit"?

[Upper-cruster]

How much time do you spend just washing your schlong?

Do you pamper your schlong with other means, i.e., cremes,lotions etc?

I for one, take my time when I lather up my unit and make sure gets a good massage too....not too much as it could lead to an unscheduled masturabation session...

 

[Sundance]

Sure I give my cock a good wash.....I use some Nivea too...just to pamper the little evil..

 

[Sydneyboy]

Sorry i am still laughing my arse off after 5 minutes when i first read this post. ''Pamper the little eveil''- i love that saying!

 

[presguy]

gotta wash and moisturize, and trim the main

 

[out_at_sea]

My unit is always in prime condition....you gotta pamper tose jewels...and spoil them too..

 

[KillahBee]

Once a month I take "him" out for a nice dinner, than to a very expensive salon for some pampering. I end the evening with some nice 68' Bordeaux and a good night's sleep.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Unit Health is very important

Part of this responsibility and proper, routine checkups by your partner.

Daily cleaning is important and a touch of shower to shower or baby powder to keep them feeling fresh and clean.

Some people will say they need have the unit examed and cared for weekly, I prefer daily cleanings and checkups every other day or two - tops!

Family Jewels should always be treated properly.

 

[ZKaudio]

you gotta keep it well exfoliated

 

[SoKlueles]

lol how about that facial mask that gets rid of blackheads? I heard it works well.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Women like cheese, if not just overpower them.