Do you take good care of your "unit"?

[Upper-cruster]

How much time do you spend just washing your schlong?

Do you pamper your schlong with other means, i.e., cremes,lotions etc?

I for one, take my time when I lather up my unit and make sure gets a good massage too....not too much as it could lead to an unscheduled masturabation session...

 

[Sundance]

Sure I give my cock a good wash.....I use some Nivea too...just to pamper the little evil..

 

[Sydneyboy]

Sorry i am still laughing my arse off after 5 minutes when i first read this post. ''Pamper the little eveil''- i love that saying!

 

[presguy]

gotta wash and moisturize, and trim the main

 

[out_at_sea]

My unit is always in prime condition....you gotta pamper tose jewels...and spoil them too..

 

[KillahBee]

Once a month I take "him" out for a nice dinner, than to a very expensive salon for some pampering. I end the evening with some nice 68' Bordeaux and a good night's sleep.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Unit Health is very important

Part of this responsibility and proper, routine checkups by your partner.

Daily cleaning is important and a touch of shower to shower or baby powder to keep them feeling fresh and clean.

Some people will say they need have the unit examed and cared for weekly, I prefer daily cleanings and checkups every other day or two - tops!

Family Jewels should always be treated properly.

 

[ZKaudio]

you gotta keep it well exfoliated

 

[SoKlueles]

lol how about that facial mask that gets rid of blackheads? I heard it works well.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Women like cheese, if not just overpower them.

 

[SoKlueles]

phew

 

[StevieLeftCollege]

i take very good care of my friend. i wash and massage him daily. ill shave and trim him every 2 or 3 weeks.

 

[SC4EVA]

lol how about that facial mask that gets rid of blackheads? I heard it works well.

blackheads .. just sounds nasty...

 

[fsupat70]

i wash it at least once a week

 

[Upper-cruster]

i wash it at least once a week

is it still functionable after one full week of dereliction?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Nothing worse than keeping a trashy yard and dirty jewels.

 

[JerseyDevil]

yeah i pick all the scabs off on a regular basis

 

[BonerBoy]

I keep it extra clean cos I'm an organ doner and would'nt want to be giving a dirty boner to the next guy, I just hope he has as much fun with it that I have

 

[d3track]

 

[jubei]

Now that I think about it, I'm an organ doner too. If I die some guy just won the lottery.

 

[Heahy Minister]

I got a foreskin so I wash underneath everyday with a moisturizing body wash. Don't be using any deodorant soap bars cause that ain't good on delicate skin.

I always apply lotion to the tip of the foreskin to keep it nicely soft and stretchable. Then apply baby powder all around the region for added comfort. Trim the pubes about once a week.

Then we cuddle.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Dick replacement with another's guy dick is a pretty disturbing thought for some reason...

 

[SC4EVA]

Hey Mister,

Why do you lotion the tip of the head? I too am unc and just wondering the reason behind

 

[Heahy Minister]

SC4EVA:

I apply lotion to the tip of the foreskin, not head. Reason is because my foreskin WAS tight and I had surgery to correct it. I didn't want to get a circumcision or else I may have lost much sensitivity. Foreskin is still a tad tight (though MUCH looser than before), so I lotion to keep the skin soft and stretchable. Works well.