do you have cats?

[Spartacus]

i do!! I have 2. But one is missing/lost
He got out last thursday night and we haven't seen him since. I'm so devastated by this
he's never been outside before

he's probably hangin' out with Chesty's daughter

 

[*ebony*]

wtf, what the rooster do to you? how are you poisoning them anyways?

 

[Spartacus]

cat's can survive longer too
I provide them water through a faucet
put out a big bowl of dry food
and a a fresh can of the wet food before I leave
they can survive just fine until I make bond
if need be

 

[Spartacus]

seriously I make credit card payments online a good four days prior to them being due
before a "big" night out
just in case

 

[WoodyO]

wtf, what the rooster do to you? how are you poisoning them anyways?

The rooster was kept in a pen, next to my gate and it woke me up at 4 am every morning.

The rooster would not take the bait, but I'm pretty sure they ended up eating the rooster on Xmas.

Strychnine mixes up in ground beef nicely.

Now they have several birds that coo all night.

 

[Spartacus]

and I don't get home to a house filled with dog shit and a compromised credit rating
but what do I know

 

[Spartacus]

dogs are like fake tits
you own them to impress others of the same sex
but what do I know

 

[Spartacus]

cats are more practical
small tits are more practical
a shaved head is more practical

 

[shirlene29]

I keep a dog to bark if the bear walks through the yard

 

[WoodyO]

We don't have bears in Oceanside, just the occasional great white shark.