Do you have any "insane trainers" in your gym?

[Golfer18--old]

FlexAll 454

FlexAll 454 is a guy in my gym is who is about 5'10'' maybe 165 pounds. He is about 19 % BF. This mofo screams when he is benching 105. Yes 105. Then he preceeds to get up and flex in front of the mirror in his wife beater.

 

[gtaman]

Keep 'em comin!

Thaibox, you don't sound insane in my book... after all, you train legs.

Maybe we're all a little bit crazy. But this one guy is crazier than most. It's not just his insane training, it's the loud screaming (probably tearing his rotator cuff every set!!) and of course the lunatic whistling to whatever tune comes on the PA system. I even heard him whistle along to Michael Jackson once, and his insane whistling carries across the whole gym, hallways, shower, wherever he happens to be. A couple years ago this little jacked dude had had enough of the whistling in the shower so he screamed "STOP IT! WHOEVER IS DOING THAT GODDAMN WHISTLING STOP THAT GODDAMN WHISTLING!!!" ... unfortunately he didn't figure out who it was.

 

[testalot]

shit

there is a crazy fuck at my gym who laughs at nothing, jumps all around, talks to his reflection in the mirror etc. anf he is yolked!

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

My gym has become a freaking senior citizen club for crying out loud. Waiting for graduation and moving to get out of contract or till contract ends to get out of gym. The place is pathetic.

There used to be this little guy that came in and grunted and groaned on each rep.
And then there were the two "amatuer" bodybuilders" who pranced around in Richard Simmons outfits talking how they could really tell it was competition time due to dieting.

Oh yeah, and that little skinny kid that told me I was using too much wieght. I should try for no fewer than 15 reps. Don't know what Jane Fonda show the fag got that from.

 

[Dieanabol]

If you guys think youve seen weird trainers you havent seen anything until you come to Golds gym in La (I wont disclose which one but its in La). This guy is the most ANAL, WEIRD, COMPULSIVE DISORDER freak ive ever seen in my life. First off, he drinks whatever he is drinking through a canteen all day long in the gym. Now, some of you might think that there is nothing weird about this, but I went to a restaurant on one Friday evening near the gym and saw him there drinking out of the same canteen in the restaurant at his table. Second, one time I went to ask him a question while he was doing the bike....While he does the bike he has a hear rate monitor and timex and he times the timer on the bike. I asked a question, and he replied, "Sorry, I cant talk to you now, if i do my heartrate will change." This guy lifts no more than 10lbs per exercise, behaves like he is lifting 300lbs every time he does any movement, and he is the biggest lemming ive ever seen in my life. This might not make it sound so bad, but the guy is seriously wacked

 

[gtaman]

I think you may have just met "canteen boy"!!

 

[WeeMan]

Golfer18

I am FlexAll 454 and I bench 110 not 105 jerky

WeeMan

 

[BigAndy69]

One guy at my old hardcore gym would carry a 1.5 Liter bottle of cold coffee that he would drink during the day. He also ate horse meat and dog biscuits(no joke). Back then I was 16 and immature and me and a friend almost had are asses kicked when my friend hit the ground laughing at him eating dog food.

 

[futrmro]

You guys are nuts. I'm busting a gut at these stories. I thought I had it bad. My story is: there is one guy who is about 5'10" 240 with about 20% bf. All he does is ab work. Never EVER does any other type of exercise. And his form is something that he made up one day. he's a fat ass tring to loose weight and hasn't change a bit in the year that I've been training there. I find him humerous.