awittyusername
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I instinctivly go for any chick w/a weakness. ex. speech impediment, bald, missing a limb, or just plain low self esteem.
I ran into a chick I banged yrs ago. She had got cancer and had chemo and was completely bald. She looked hot and wanted to hookup. But, I wouldnt bc she had a boyfriend. (bros before hoes)
Last yr I went out and couldnt pull anything all night. So, at last call I decided to go down swinging. There was this bald black chick who placed dead last in the thong contest. (I know not to go for the winner). She was on her way to my car and her bigger blacker boyfriend showed. So, I was Seacrest Out!!!!!
On a side note. Last summer I went to see a band. I sat down by 3 chicks and talked for about an hour.. 2 of the girls got up to dance. So, I asked the girl I was hitting on if she wanted to dance and she said "No". I figured she didn't like me. But, she wanted to stay and talk.. All she kept talking about was how she can ride her bike 2 miles. blah blah blah. And, how she works out and how all her friends think its so great. I was like Big f-n deal and left them. She sat in the same chair all night. Then, i notice her get up and she had a FAKE LEG. So, I ran up and told her I was sorry for being rude. She said I blew it. I screwed up my chance at banging a chick with one leg.
I ran into a chick I banged yrs ago. She had got cancer and had chemo and was completely bald. She looked hot and wanted to hookup. But, I wouldnt bc she had a boyfriend. (bros before hoes)
Last yr I went out and couldnt pull anything all night. So, at last call I decided to go down swinging. There was this bald black chick who placed dead last in the thong contest. (I know not to go for the winner). She was on her way to my car and her bigger blacker boyfriend showed. So, I was Seacrest Out!!!!!
On a side note. Last summer I went to see a band. I sat down by 3 chicks and talked for about an hour.. 2 of the girls got up to dance. So, I asked the girl I was hitting on if she wanted to dance and she said "No". I figured she didn't like me. But, she wanted to stay and talk.. All she kept talking about was how she can ride her bike 2 miles. blah blah blah. And, how she works out and how all her friends think its so great. I was like Big f-n deal and left them. She sat in the same chair all night. Then, i notice her get up and she had a FAKE LEG. So, I ran up and told her I was sorry for being rude. She said I blew it. I screwed up my chance at banging a chick with one leg.