Do you ever get horny out of the blue?

[biteme]

I think your body is trying to tell you something when that happens. No?

 

[patsfan1379]

Supposedly (sp.) Your sposed to get a boner average every 1.5 hours... I dont know how true that is....

 

[Carmen]

Constantly.

 

[velvett]

I think in your case - the on/off switch is jammed in the on position.

 

[Gymgurl]

Everyday....every darn day....the last two yrs have been that way

 

[biteme]

I think in your case - the on/off switch is jammed in the on position.

LOL. I'm afraid so and I really need to take care of myself but my sister is in the house and if she were to walk in here and catch me, both of us would never be the same.

 

[SoKlueles]

heck yes

 

[velvett]

LOL. I'm afraid so and I really need to take care of myself but my sister is in the house and if she were to walk in here and catch me, both of us would never be the same.

There's always the shower.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololol....

 

[patsfan1379]

holy horny girls... how do i get in on this?

 

[bluepeter]

No because I'm always horny.

 

[Zebo]

...

 

[Carmen]

LOL. I'm afraid so and I really need to take care of myself but my sister is in the house and if she were to walk in here and catch me, both of us would never be the same.

rent the movie "spanking the monkey"
its really good, but you'll love it, i'm sure. it sounds like it would be stupid, but it won some awards.

 

[*MissFit*]

Yes

 

[hamstershaver]

no

 

[jerseyart]

Nope

I think your making it up

 

[UA_Iron]

I was sitting in lecture today (8am dynamics...my mind was elsewhere), I got a chubby and then really wanted to bang the girl who was sitting in front of me.

 

[The Shadow]

no........



getting would imply the lackof being....not recently - lol

 

[Lowest]

Happens to me waaay too often. I'll zone out in class and just start making a list of which girls I'd nail in class and which ones I wouldn't hit even on a gram of test... lol, which isn't many, I get pretty damn low standards when that happens.

 

[UA_Iron]

Happens to me waaay too often. I'll zone out in class and just start making a list of which girls I'd nail in class and which ones I wouldn't hit even on a gram of test... lol, which isn't many, I get pretty damn low standards when that happens.

hahaha, I prioritize the chicks I would bang in my classes too. Its the "ladder theory"

 

[ChefWide]

there is another state?

i am a one layer leek... LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

There's always the shower.

 

[WODIN]

LMAO..great thread ...yeah.

 

[theoak01]

all to often, I get atleast a semi every 30 mins,sometimes full on hard, it sucks

 

[mordy]

Not as much as my girlfriend would like.

I think its cause i have more stress now then i am used to.

 

[Smurfy]

yes. but normally, if Im not satisfied rather quickly, then it goes away.

 

[wootoom]

sometimes

 

[Lady Viking]

yes

 

[sawastea]

Yes, and when I do, I rub one out

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If you don't, you fucking dead....

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Have to wrestle the bald-headed champ at least once to twice per day to relieve the frustration and pressure.Old grandma's with bazooka-titties are starting to look bangable I'm so hard up.

 

[theoak01]

Have to wrestle the bald-headed champ at least once to twice per day to relieve the frustration and pressure.Old grandma's with bazooka-titties are starting to look bangable I'm so hard up.

damn bro get a mistress or something, Im hard up to but shit thats plain scary

btw I got the house to myself now so Im on hiatus until further notice

 

[MikeMartial]

I think your body is trying to tell you something when that happens. No?

Yup, at the weirdest times. Since I've turned 31, it's a bit less frequent, but still outa the blue.

---At the gym. I work out at a University gym, so the average age of the women there is 18-25. So, in that case, when i work out

---But, this is the odd kicker. AFTER a night of drinking, which doesn't happen much these days, but if I'm hungover a bit, I'm CRAZY horny. Go figure.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

damn bro get a mistress or something, Im hard up to but shit thats plain scary

No shit homie,I'm in bad,bad shape.

 

[ceo]

I think your body is trying to tell you something when that happens. No?

Am I ever NOT horny?

 

[jaded]

Yep.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Every day at some time or another. I think my wiener is just exercising, trying to get attention, saying "look at how big and hard my muscles are." And it gets a big head about it too.

 

[The_Ghost]

I am horny 24/7 every damn day, what does that say?

 

[marshallmadman]

Hair trigger erections are a way of life for me. My girlfriend refuses to have morning sex with me. She says: "I ain't dealin' with that thing". I'm like.......what, this little thing?

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

Sure...happens more then I'd like to admit.





Then the husband feels the need to rip ass and the feeling is gone.



Thank God for vibrator's.

 

[spongebob]

no its usually something that causes it. like it rubbing against my jeans or underwear. or its in a position other than what its use to. or the wind hits it, just normal stuff.....and stuff.

 

[RADAR]

Always.........................


RADAR

 

[dirty~d~]

I'm horny 90% of the time and I blame that on my man.

 

[mountain muscle]

I'm horny 90% of the time and I blame that on my man.

I could have answered that for D, But I believe it was 99% before the lucky bastard came into play.

 

[NorgePrecision]

I'm horny ALL THE TIME. I sit in class and I just can't stop thinking about banging. It's not like I don't get enough either, its just the fact that I'm sitting there bored as hell listening to a monotonous voice with plenty of estrogen in the room. If you asked my nutrition teacher, who is by far and away the best looking instructor I've ever had, if I pay attention in class she would definitely say yes because I'm looking at her the whole time. The real thing is that I'm trying to imagine how her mouth would look around my cock. Girls, I'm sorry to say but when a guy is just sitting in class and he's looking over at you, chances are (90%) he's thinking some very natural thoughts about how you would look on his bed.

 

[Vectork39]

history classes gave me crazy wood

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

Yes. It's telling my body that I need to get laid I guess.

 

[Meantime1]

Oh Yes I Do
I Remember When My Ex And I Worked Only 15mins From Our Home.
We Would Often Meet Up At Lunch, Go Home And Fuck, Fuck And Fuck, For A Good Hr, And Laugh And Go Back To The Office,

 

[BUBBLES]

My girlfriend refuses to have morning sex with me. She says: "I ain't dealin' with that thing". I'm like.......what, this little thing?

oh no - she is missing out on one of the best times of the day to have sex - the well rested morning glory

 

[*MissFit*]

Tanning makes me extremely horney.. usually because my boobs burn a bit.. it's so distracting

 

[Gymgurl]

Tanning always does that to me

 

[Spanky11]

---But, this is the odd kicker. AFTER a night of drinking, which doesn't happen much these days, but if I'm hungover a bit, I'm CRAZY horny. Go figure.

couldn't agree more. i had to relieve myself in the plane cubicle after a big drinking weekend in paris....

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Tanning makes me extremely horney.. usually because my boobs burn a bit.. it's so distracting

Shoot me the name of your tanning salon's ladies,and I'll sneak into the booth.

 

[Snarf]

When I'm on test (which is most of the time) I swear I could fuck my way through a 2x4.

The worst is that I'm a sales manager and have some hot reps who work for me. We spend all day in the car and I am always popping wood right about the time we arrive at our next call. The only thing I can do when I get out of the car is keep one hand in my pants pocket to keep it from being to obvious.

One time I dozed off in the car and woke up with a massive woody. I'm pretty sure my rep noticed. I hope she was flattered - probably just alarmed.