---But, this is the odd kicker. AFTER a night of drinking, which doesn't happen much these days, but if I'm hungover a bit, I'm CRAZY horny. Go figure.
When I'm on test (which is most of the time) I swear I could fuck my way through a 2x4.
The worst is that I'm a sales manager and have some hot reps who work for me. We spend all day in the car and I am always popping wood right about the time we arrive at our next call. The only thing I can do when I get out of the car is keep one hand in my pants pocket to keep it from being to obvious.
One time I dozed off in the car and woke up with a massive woody. I'm pretty sure my rep noticed. I hope she was flattered - probably just alarmed.