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Do you ever feel like tappin dat ass?
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Longhorn85
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Marriage, Walmart and Plumpage appreciation props to you
I'll tell you one that scared the hell out of me. Last summer I was dating a 38 year old chick from match.com. I was 40 at the time. On the 2nd or 3rd date she had promised one of her ex's she would go see his band play. I had no problem with that so we went.
Real tiny club so everyone there is mostly family/friends of the bands playing. After a while my date introduces me to her ex's daughter (from someone else). This girl is cute as hell. She's wearing tight low rise jeans and a cutoff boob hugging top that expose a hip tattoo, voluptuous in that "probably could've stood to lose 10 lbs" way that I *love* with an absolutely perfect applebottom ass. I would have totally hit the daylights outta that girl. I played it cool but in my mind I'm thinking OMFG....I am that old perverted guy!.
Real tiny club so everyone there is mostly family/friends of the bands playing. After a while my date introduces me to her ex's daughter (from someone else). This girl is cute as hell. She's wearing tight low rise jeans and a cutoff boob hugging top that expose a hip tattoo, voluptuous in that "probably could've stood to lose 10 lbs" way that I *love* with an absolutely perfect applebottom ass. I would have totally hit the daylights outta that girl. I played it cool but in my mind I'm thinking OMFG....I am that old perverted guy!.
Longhorn85
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Dial_tone said:
Hey, if it doesn't work out with momma...
Techbaseball
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manny78 said:
Man... i swear.....Walmart always has fine looking women. I'm always surprised when I go there and forget what I wanted to buy cuz im eyeballin females.
--Techbaseball
