Do you consider yourself dreamy?

[HappyScrappy]

I was in the bathroom here at work, doing my usual of taking a nekkid shit in the sink after lunch, and I happened to catch a long hard look at my chiseled features and glistening hair in the mirror.
The lighting in our bathroom really accentuates my 200lbs of cold steel muscle that I have bursting through my papery thin skin. I was covered with a soft sheen of sweat and a tiny, yet noticible, field of goosebumps as what I saw gave me chills.
I winked, I blew kisses, and even tried to hug that wonderful visage - because hot damn, I'm dreamy.
so then as my coworkers that came in burst into applause, I stepped down off the sink and after my urinal routine I dressed and headed back to my desk, high fiving and winking at everyone along the way... it struck me - who else here just downright knows that they are "dreamy as fuck"... because I sure do.

I'm gonna rub one out now, just need to find something reflective so I can get another glimpse of the beauty that is myself.

 

[Y_lifter]

You won't be so Chiseled and Dreamy when you miss your deadline BITCH !

 

[spongebob]

i often look at my ass in the mirror, slightly poking it out and turning just a tad.

 

[HappyScrappy]

You won't be so Chiseled and Dreamy when you miss your deadline BITCH !

My assignment is to do this:

DB -> XAware -> EJB -> Castor -> other EJBs

right now I'm waiting on an XML representation of the DB so I can quickly model it out in XAware - but I don't have that, so I'm doing it by hand... which is RETARDED!!!!
so I'm taking out freedom breaks. (fortunately it is only like 20 tables and not the entire DB)

 

[Y_lifter]

Ahh yes, the old "Resource Constraint".....

I love it when THEY put a project plan together, set milestones and deadlines yet forget to assign the technical resources needed other than myself.

So I get stuck either finding those resources, explaining the missed deadline or doing the task myself.

I proud of you for doing the latter between Sink Posing events.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm, I guess I should have made this a poll.

 

[the nature boy]

my last girlfriend said my taint was dreamy.

 

[Freak Show]

Studies show, I am the most dreamyest male east of the mississip.

 

[ladymacbeth]

Re: Re: Do you consider yourself dreamy?

i often look at my ass in the mirror, slightly poking it out and turning just a tad.

fan fucking tastic.

I think that john tempesta is dreamy.

I'm sorry I didn't pick your quote about your taint to laugh at, nature boy, but spongebob's was only slightly funnier.

 

[Osama_B_L]

several of my wives have often told me so. who cares if i had an uzi to their heads when i asked them.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

I'm pretty damn dreamy.....

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

but havn't had time to do that much because I have been working on my surprised look when someone tells me I'm hot

 

[pigginsly]

Your hot, are you surprised?
Didn't think so, you know that...
I'm a surrealist, at least I base my ideas on what can be, if I make the idea...
If you didn't dream, then everything wouldn't be...
How would you be able to create or perform...
Machines work like that, not us...
We thrive on the impossible and we make it reality...

 

[ladymacbeth]

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

Whenever I think about wearing something REALLY hot, old navy shorts are the only way to go...hahahahaha

 

[beastboy]

I'm pretty damn dreamy.....

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

but havn't had time to do that much because I have been working on my surprised look when someone tells me I'm hot

Boing!!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

jenbfl raises an interesting point - why do you want to look surprised?
you should go around telling everyone how hot you are - also telling everyone how hot you know that you are.
I walk around in tank tops all the time (the tight ribbed fashion ones make me tingle) and flex at every mirror, store window, car glass, cd, or any reflective surface just to bask in my own magnificence and grandeur.
It has gotten to the point where I'm so fucking smooth with the ladies that I just walk up to them and with a flick of the wrist I have them without having to say a word - I just get my gelled hair to move a little as I slide my hand over the top of my head, then I lean over to them and whisper in their ear what pretty eyes and lips they have. Then I pull them close, and I look deep into their glistening dewy eyes - that way I can see my own reflection in there and enjoy the moment some more.
usually within minutes these women are at their wits end and they must have me over and over again.

I'm dreamy.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm....um....well...kinda.... no - not at all


Although I wear a ribbed wife-beater whenever I train upperbody...the tingle thing is cool

 

[OMEGA]

Happy where or where do you come up with this stuff!!!

fan fucking tabubulous!

what puts a reverse frown on my face is when I get a catch of myself from behind in the mirror while picking up my old socks

whooo hoooo! nothing better than two day old butt crust

tastes like chicken

 

[Newbie2building]

look backward in a mirror turn my head to the left squint my eyes pull my left ear and puff my cheeks i think......yea, id fuck her.

 

[Raina]

HS...what really makes you dreamy is your modesty. I mean you are SO humble. I think that's sexy.

Sometimes I think I look really sexy, especially when I'm covered in a 1/2 inch thick layer of butter flavored crisco. I'll occasionally grope my ass when I feel really dreamy....especially at the grocery store. I always feel sexy when I'm buying cleaning supplies. Some people stare at me, but I don't really care. It's important to love yourself, and if that means making out with your hand or giving yourself hickeys on your arms, so be it.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'll occasionally grope my ass when I feel really dreamy....especially at the grocery store.

you don't have to do that, i will grope your ass at the grocery store. in fact i will make love to you right then and there.