do hot chicks fart?

[BigRedCat]

I am dying to see how many people click on this one. Hehe. Seriously, have you ever heard a hot chick fart in your presence? I mean allot of us on here are so anally obsessed it's bound to come up sometime. I think its cute when they do because it is so rare. I never do it in front of anyone unless it was not on purpose. Girls are damn good at hiding it, that is for sure!

 

[Charvelle]

Bro, dudes PAY hot chicks to fart on them.

 

[TEXgrl]

i've been known to do it, don't know if i qualify for the hot chick part tho

 

[BigRedCat]

Maybe we can get hot chicks to pay us guys to fart on them? Hmm..probably not huh? hehe. That is pretty wacked out I guess. Men will pay for anything,except Dolphin sex cause hey its free!! haha.

Well now we have evidence that girls do cause TEXgrl said so!! Do you do it in front of your man and if so what does he say?

 

[Boston_Neo]

i've been known to do it, don't know if i qualify for the hot chick part tho

I'd say you qualify......

 

[Charvelle]

Do you do it in front of your man and if so what does he say?

Good question

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I'd say you qualify......

I second that notion,and no girls don't fart,and they sure as hell don't poop.My mom told me so.

 

[Vortexx]

On some rare occaisions i caught the smell of a hot chick farting....

I guess they try to keep it inside or leave the room and go to a place without other people before they let go of some steam...

But I tell you IF GIRLS fart it usually smells twice as bad as a cloud produced by a guy, because the guy immediately releases some gas when the pressure is building up, while the girl usually focefully kept it inside for a couple of days, allowing the intestal bacteria to add further rot to the smell....

Ofcoarse this doesn't apply to all girls and it's just my own perception. In fact I know a sleezy fat girl (fat but well shaped body) at my work that asks me sometimes to pull her finger and then she releases some steam with an incredible trumpet sound....

I really like this girl for her bold ways. She acts a bit like a naughty boy and i always have fun with her.....

 

[VooDoo Lady]

If a hot chick eats a lot of protein, said hot chick is gonna fart.

 

[lilperronis]

if a girl says that she doesnt fart than she is lying

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

kronkette does'nt fart,kronk tell me it is'nt true

 

[manny78]

Yes they do. One of my friend is a stripper and I was told the other day by another friend that she used to fart a lot while working. Not to mention that when she came to my place recently she made one of those tremendous burp.....

 

[Puddles]

I taught my daughter from the time she was about 2 y.o. to go into the bathroom to pass gas, but if one slips out while she's around others, just say excuse me, and if it's silent, then don't say anything unless it's a smelly one...then blame it on the cat or daddy. hehehe

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I taught my daughter from the time she was about 2 y.o. to go into the bathroom to pass gas, but if one slips out while she's around others, just say excuse me, and if it's silent, then don't say anything unless it's a smelly one...then blame it on the cat or daddy. hehehe

 

[TEXgrl]

Well now we have evidence that girls do cause TEXgrl said so!! Do you do it in front of your man and if so what does he say?

well, i've been married almost ten years, so yeah, i have. he mostly just tells me i'm a nasty bitch, but i think he secretly likes it! just kidding about the last part!!!

 

[tripleV]

If a hot chick eats a lot of protein, said hot chick is gonna fart.

true dat lol

 

[Lumberg]

My ex never farted or pooped once while we were going out and still doesn't to this day.

My dad used to say girls don't pee either, they sweat it out under their armpits and it smells like roses

JC

 

[juicetothegills]

dude farting is a natural thing every one does it

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

dude farting is a natural thing every one does it

don't kill our joy buddy!!