Do all men name their penis...?

[BUBBLES]

...my g/f was telling me how her husband constantly changes the nickname of his penis....he comes up with some funny names...

what do you call yours?

 

[EnderJE]

Uh...I don't do that.

 

[CFZB]

um...No.

 

[The_Ghost]

Big Jim and the twins

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I call mine Christopher Reeve

 

[Lowest]

Why chaos? Is it dead? Or just paralyzed? Or were you meaning pre-accident reeves, like super-penis? B/c that would make slightly more sense... but only slightly.

Oh, and no I've never named mine.

 

[BUBBLES]

Big Jim and the twins

lmao....
what are the twins names?

 

[The_Ghost]

lmao....
what are the twins names?

well left and right of course

 

[EnderJE]

tmi

 

[The_Ghost]

tmi

LOL

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Why chaos? Is it dead? Or just paralyzed? Or were you meaning pre-accident reeves, like super-penis? B/c that would make slightly more sense... but only slightly.

Oh, and no I've never named mine.

dead and paralyzed. Maybe I'll change it to Stephen Hawking

 

[slickdadd]

Webster.

 

[BUBBLES]

what is a popular one ?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Little Chief

j/k...never have

 

[BUBBLES]

tmi

Is TMI = tsunami????

 

[Lowest]

Pedro?

 

[CFZB]

what is a popular one ?

The Thunda from down Unda?

 

[big4life]

UH, NO.



Although we did have a guy at work tell a group of us that his wife called his "Mr. Winky." It was pretty funny considering this his stomach was so large I'm sure the only way he has seen "Mr. Winky" was with a couple well placed mirrors, and also the fact that there were women there when he said it made it pretty interesting.


I probably shouldn't have bought that twinkie out of the snack machine and gave it to one of the women afterwards, but it was funny at the time.

 

[gonelifting]

Spike is popular.

Mine is called Monster. Named for me, not on my own. It has never changed since day one.

 

[geoboy]

Megalon

 

[gonelifting]

Lefty

 

[CFZB]

Vlad The Impaler

 

[CFZB]

Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken

 

[CFZB]

Richard and the Twins

 

[CFZB]

Harry & the Hendersons

 

[CFZB]

Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower

 

[Devastation]

el presidente

 

[CFZB]

And last But Not least....

The Pink Oboe

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

slimer

 

[EnderJE]

juicedpigtails

 

[Mr. dB]

Mine doesn't have a name apart from "It".

 

[geoboy]

Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower

Vlad The Impaler

Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken

Richard and the Twins

Harry & the Hendersons

The Thunda from down Unda?

how many penises do you have anyways?

-

 

[black sheep]

I call mine "Dick"

LOL

 

[Sub-Zero]

...my g/f was telling me how her husband constantly changes the nickname of his penis....he comes up with some funny names...

what do you call yours?

thats about as corny as the poop of someone who ate alot of corn

 

[Subzeero]

My girlfriend named it "pete". Pete is her bestfriend's cousin. On my skepticism she said it looked like him. Worst part, pete knows!

 

[BUBBLES]

thats about as corny as the poop of someone who ate alot of corn

its a true story
he named it this time Mr. Tickle..lol

but I will let her know about all the names you guys came up with in case he wants to RE-christen it again....

 

[geoboy]

and what does Yasmina call her pray tell?
-

 

[BUBBLES]

and what does Yasmina call her pray tell?
-

i don't call it anything, but i will think of somethin'..

do other women have a name for theirs??

 

[evansteve]

wow, naming your penis is extremely gay.

thats almost as gay as people naming their cars.

 

[perkele]

Sawastea

 

[WODIN]

Anyone who says no is lying.

 

[BUBBLES]

Sawastea

she won't appreciate you saying that

 

[MrMuscle]

...my g/f was telling me how her husband constantly changes the nickname of his penis....he comes up with some funny names...

what do you call yours?

i havent named mine, maybe you can help me?

 

[BUBBLES]

i havent named mine, maybe you can help me?

if we call it Mr. Muscle would that be appropriate?

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah i think i would.

 

[BUBBLES]

yeah i think i would.

Cyclops?

 

[MrMuscle]

would you baptise it?

 

[Carmen]

i had a hard enough time naming my cat and i ended up giving him a girly name, there's no way i'm naming my kitty or it'll end up with a boyish name and thats just RONG.

 

[SoKlueles]

I call hammys mighty mouse

 

[The Shadow]

LOL


never

 

[jerseyart]

Yes

I considered not naming it, but my PR people suggested it would be easier to market with a catchy name and jingle

 

[bkc]

...my g/f was telling me how her husband constantly changes the nickname of his penis....he comes up with some funny names...

what do you call yours?

I never have but I know the measurements...

If I was to name it I'd call it "mini me"...