Dirty Penises

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Keep your penises clean.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I keep my kitty clean.

Can't stand the stench of a bad odured beaver.

damn I could never be a carpet muncher.

 

[Sassy69]

 

[Test boy]

When mine gets dirty...I simply bathe it in a warm, wet vagina.

 

[BIFF PUDWELL]

One time my pecker had scabs on it, so I dipped it in a glass of gasoline....it's never felt cleaner.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

You put your cock in gasoline?! Where was the match when you needed one.

Charcoledddddddddddddddd penis.

 

[ALCATRAZ]

Keep your penises clean.

OK, maybe I'm missing something here, but why post something like this? Have you had an experience w/ one that wasn't clean?


Alcatraz

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Well, I did it because someone posted a thread called

Dirty Vagina’s.

And also it’s not as enjoyable sucking cock when it’s smelly.

Capeesh?

 

[HamHock]

Maybe you should avoid uncircumsized men, unless you find smegma a pleasant human byproduct. Also, deodorizing jock itch spray will keep a man's balls from getting too funky from sweat & fungus.

Few things on the planet are as horrible as stank coochie. If a fella has to make a u-turn somewhere around the belly button, you got a funky-ass cooter.

 

[ALCATRAZ]

And also it’s not as enjoyable sucking cock when it’s smelly.

Capeesh?

Ok, I'll take your word for it. Although, I agree wholeheartedly w/ Hamhock: if a man makes a U-turn, your kitty needs a bath. There's nothing worse than an unwashed kitty.

Alcatraz