Did you know that I am a virgin?

[kronk]

 

[Mysterio]

Liar with a women like yours.....PLEASE!

 

[The Ranger]

Sure ya are...Pull my finger and I'll whistle jingle bells....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[kronk]

Liar with a women like yours.....PLEASE!

I am saving myself, for a real good threesome.

 

[WODIN]

Virgin in terms of anal or oral?

 

[kronk]

Virgin in terms of anal or oral?

Neither, I get nothing Well there was that one time when you and I trained together and took a shower after, and I dropped the soap, and you were all lathered up..well better stop, Im getting all worked up now...

 

[kronk]

LOL!! Kronk!! MAN o MAN! Thats my next fantasy! HAHAH!!

HAHA, hmmmm. Kronkette likes that fantasy too!

Too bad you werent talking about me saving myself for the perfect THREESOME!

 

[WODIN]

Neither, I get nothing Well there was that one time when you and I trained together and took a shower after, and I dropped the soap, and you were all lathered up..well better stop, Im getting all worked up now...

Flash backs of the gay gym?

 

[kronk]

Flash backs of the gay gym?

I dont know, I didnt think it was gay. Then you brought me there and started getting all sweaty and talking all sexy...I thought I was just working out, but you gave me a whole new definition of "cardio" lol

 

[lil k]

Did you know that I am a virgin?

me too!

 

[WODIN]

I dont know, I didnt think it was gay. Then you brought me there and started getting all sweaty and talking all sexy...I thought I was just working out, but you gave me a whole new definition of "cardio" lol

I didn't know that you thought belch-voice was sexy.

 

[Raina]

I don't go beyond really intense eye-contact yet. Maybe if I date someone for a year or so I'll consider moving up to a hearty handshake (complete with a nervous giggle).

 

[kronk]

I don't go beyond really intense eye-contact yet. Maybe if I date someone for a year or so I'll consider moving up to a hearty handshake (complete with a nervous giggle).

*Looks deep in Raina's eyes*

(one year later)

*Shakes Raina's hand*

BAM, you have just been kronked! HEHE

 

[Raina]

Oh my!! I feel so dirty....but why am I smiling??

 

[kronk]

Oh my!! I feel so dirty....but why am I smiling??

Oh, thats just an after effect of being Kronked. It goes away in about 180 days.

Well its either that, or the fact that Kronkette was holding your other hand

 

[Raina]

No, I think the smile crossed my lips when her hand ended up on my ass. lol

 

[kronk]

No, I think the smile crossed my lips when her hand ended up on my ass. lol

And yes, that was her hand. I was being respectful, but that damn Kronkette, when shes got the hots for someone....

 

[lilperronis]

Re: Re: Did you know that I am a virgin?

me too!

i would have never guessed by all them stories you post