did I get laid last night?

[tuc biscuit]

ok, I went out in a tuxedo, fresh haircut etc. do you think I got laid?

 

[sigweed]

im guessing no

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

no, but i bet she took a wild ride on the tuc lip ship.

 

[ChefWide]

yep. when are the kittens due?

 

[tripleblonde]

t-bone

you know girls melt for guys in tuxes.....

so my vote is yes

 

[WODIN]

I took the safe bet and put down no.

 

[bluepeter]

Just don't tell us if there was any scat involved

 

[jerkbox]

looks like you got yer teeth polished too

 

[bluepeter]

looks like you got yer teeth polished too

I think I'm going to throw up

 

[sawastea]

stinky pinky?

I went with the obvious and put 'no.' What was the guy's name?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

why would anyone wear a tux at a home for the mentally handicapped

 

[jh1]

.... uhhh... Let's see.... NO.

Reason: You're Mum won't let you bring girls home.

 

[Paulo]

You better damn well not have, you two-timing whore.

 

[Deterass]

What was his name?

 

[string_bean00]

Depends if that is you in your avatar.

 

[PinkPanther]

Depends if that is you in your avatar.

he he he...

 

[sawastea]

he he he...

Did you ask superqt4u2nv if you can use her emoticon? That is a registered trademark and you're breaking copyright infringement laws

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Did you ask superqt4u2nv if you can use her emoticon? That is a registered trademark and you're breaking copyright infringement laws

LOL I like to share the eye lash bating with all!

 

[Becoming]

The answer is definitely...

 

[Becoming]

no

(c'mon, like it was even a choice....)

 

[needtogrow]

I say yes. The question is how much did it cost

 

[alien amp pharm]

What is this 'getting laid' you speak of ?

 

[theoak01]

I say no fn way

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I could've started something up with a smokin hot 19 yr old last night, but went to the bar instead. Man, she was giving those "fuck me" eyes but her guy friend was "guarding" her it seemed, and it made me think "what am I thinking" but I wanted to anyway. She goes to a different school, but if I see her again.......well we'll see where things go.

Damn.....hot enough for me to want to overlook the 6 yr age difference....