Diary of a madman March 6,2002...

[Milhouse]

Ok lets get started.....

My net days of being on alot are numbered....hey I like checking posts but frankly opputunities are getting too good out there...besides if I can do this well this past year being half speed what can I do full speed...which leads me to...some of y'all spend way too much fucking time on the net and have blurred the difference between this world and your real one...wake up before you find yourself even more lonely with no friends...and another thing...guys and you girls too...instead of bitching about how you cant find true love well get off the comp get the fuck out of the house and mingle...and what is with all the peanut galleries here who complain about getting flamed yet jump into threads looking for it with dumb fucking comments...if you cant stand the heat...well you know the rest...back to normal workouts after a forced and unfortunate layoff beyond my control...goddam I am sore and it feels great...oops I forgot most people here just talk about working out rather then doing it....I still hate the NWO and Hulk and Kevin Nash...altho I have never really minded Hall that much...at least he is humourous..the other 2 are jokes of former selves...Rock Vs Hogan...ooh the battle of the 4 wrestling moves total in that match lol...the mod bashing has stopped for now..at least until more mods are nominated..which reminds me...why the fuck has Mr Muscle never been made a mod...to me he is probably one of the more contributing members of the board and he wears pink Otomixs...I really hate these threads I open where someone has linked a pic from another site....yes you are getting aorund platinum but the dumb fucking pictures slow down computers...when plat members post a pic from thier comp it does not do this....I have lots of work to do so I must get going ...took a couple days off after a hellish few weeks...yes they were owed to me...where have all the funny people gone...we need people like Gorilla Boy, Captain Awesome, Winny, BOS and others...people get way too offended by them but at the same time cant resist opening thier threads which I find ironic and hypocritical....anyways have a good day...dont like what I said well tough shit.

Later fuckers

 

[Crazier]

You forgot to talk about how big Crazier's dick is... but other than that, not too bad.

Oh... fortunately, I only do this from work... when you're at home, this shit is as boring as playing with smallmovesal's tits.

Thank you.
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[HumorMe]

She has tits?

 

[Milhouse]

Well I have a home office so you can see where I am coming from.
I am famous(or infamous if you talk to my office) of doing 8 hours of work in 4 hours but I put the shit off till the last minute which drives them nuts.
I just started a new work year so I will start putting more quality into my day instead of surfing a bit working and so on.

Little different for me as I am working for myself in a sense.
Besides I am tired of some days being 4-6 hours then some being 18. I would rather find a medium of 8-16 hour days.

PS Crazier has a hella massive penis.

 

[dballer]

you want me to copy the e-mail BO$ sent me and put it here? It is pretty funny.

 

[MrMuscle]

thanks man..i appriciate it

 

[Milhouse]

thanks man..i appriciate it

I am serious.
You have been here as long as others. Shit I remember you here when I was just a lurker 2 years ago with your "Roll Call" threads.

Dballer post the letter.

 

[MrMuscle]

I am serious.
You have been here as long as others. Shit I remember you here when I was just a lurker 2 years ago with your "Roll Call" threads.

Dballer post the letter.

hehe yeah i got some shit after i had done them for 2 months straight..hehe, it was fun though..maybe i'll do it again.

 

[dballer]

He sent me this to post today.. I was not sure if I should.. but I went ahead and did anyhow.... I love the part where he is talking about respect.. when I first read it.. it was like he was still here.

"Hey all you skumbag tittie fart suckin' turdeaters at Elite, you can't stop talking shit about BO$ can you? Well BO$ has something to say to all you chumps, so you all better put your faggety-fag ears up to your computer and listen to me right now! Because when I speak, motherfuckers listen, because I am BO$, and I speak the loudest.
I got shot the other day by some doo-doo rag wearing, thug wannabe son of a bitch, and now I only have one leg to walk on. And with one leg I can still walk better than bow-legged son's of bitches like anal-asswhorer, and days of the suckdick. That goes for Mr. Muscle too (go ahead and shave your goatee dummy, then put the hair on your yellow striped ass and cover up the "insert erection here" sign).
I was born and raised outside of fallston, and people who are born and raised outside of fallston dont take no shit from anyone.
When I come back to elite, you will know it. Im not a hard fucker to find, im just a hard fucker, my granny will testify to this, because I stick my big weinie-master all up in her jibba-jabba, super-soaker, frutie-tootie, cutie, booty, weinie-cock eating, hippidy-hop, rocking and rolling, smoking, bippidy-bop, mop, coochie-bopper all night long, and granny cums bread crums and tater-tot tampons all on my big-bad bowa constricter cock! Because everyone know's BO$' bowa contracts the tightest, because it is full of fast twitch type IIB hypertrophiable muscle fibers and tendons. THe difference between my boa, and my other IIB muscle fibers is that my big bad boa never fatigues, because It can take granny for the old "in-out in-out" all night long.

With that said, I want the members of Elite it start showing some respect to me. When I was a member of the boards I never disrespected anyone. I never respected anyone, but atleast I didnt disrespect anyone. I would like the same treatment during this hard time I am dealing with. Those who I feel have blatantley disrespected me are: test boy, danielson, polarpixie, mr muscle, days of the titanic, train harder, mdguy and others who I didnt mention. This unfortunate accident did happen near fallston. I just wanted to get a library book, but look at what I ended up with?
But im not one to cry about it, I will move on. I have always been a tough motherfucker, just read about when I put dogshit on some kids back at homecoming. When I was a young BO$ (last year) I would go down to the hood with my buddies, and we would go closeline the skater-punks as they rode by. I still work at the crafts store too, just because BOS has only one leg doesn't mean I am ready to hand in the red apron just yet. I will still engage in erotic role playing games with my dear old grammy. Hey, somone needs to pucker up and lick her 90 year old, throbbing clit. SOmone needs to change dear old granny's bed pan (aka: I need to eat my dinner). And last but not least, somone needs to stick his big bad bowa in grammys beaver. And somone needs to change the salt lick, and moth balls inbetween her itsy-bitsy tits. Somone needs to spray polyurathane ($4.99 at the crafts store) in her coo-coo- cachoo. Somone has to stick sweet-tarts into grammy's bippidy-bop. Somone has to keep her on her strict, strict diet (BO$ cock). Somone has to clean off grammy's pussy when it vomits out maggots and worms.

BOS will be back on elite very soon champs, or should I say chumps? What made you think I ever left?????????

-It's high time to hock a lugie in granny's pussy, motherfuckers. It's high time... "

 

[Milhouse]

hehe yeah i got some shit after i had done them for 2 months straight..hehe, it was fun though..maybe i'll do it again.

I think you should.
Lot better then some of the stuff posted here lately.