Describe the funniest dirty sex acts you know? Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, etc.??

[Jax]

bismark, chili dog?

 

[supergirl]

i think thesalami is the pro at these.. just ask him.. he is like a dirty deed dictionary!!

 

[TheSalami]

thanks supergirl, im very proud of my knowledge of the sexual acts that you dont read about in the karma sutra. i really only recently heard about the blumpkin on the howard stern show and i fell in love with it. i wonder if i can also read a magazine while getting one.

 

[The Almighty]

I GOT THE BEST ONE...

The Jelly Doughnut

When you are doing her from behind, right before you cum you take your dick out and then spit on her back. She, thinking you came, will turn around. You then shoot your load onto her face and punch her in the nose.

The red blood and white cum=jelly doughnut