delicious holiday report

[GoldenDelicious]

alright. im back. holiday was a raging success. thankyou to elite fitness for helping me with my stupid one liners, and also for making my boobies perky

killah, you would have been humming looking at the company i was with because i was pinching myself every 4 minutes, and lets face it, i bloody love myself

now im back, and went for a drive...ive already copped a few disdainful looks and had one girl get up me for being "rude" because my jokes didnt stroke her ego

 

[jack sparrow]

So did you get laid or ?

 

[feisty11975]

well it sure does seem like you had a good time

 

[GoldenDelicious]

So did you get laid or ?

 

[nycgirl]

Oh, I think a tear is in my eye. GD, got laid.

 

[needtogetaas]

Oh, I think a tear is in my eye. GD, got laid.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Where did you go?

and a better question is Why did you have to come back dammit?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Where did you go?

and a better question is Why did you have to come back dammit?

i went to a place called adelaide, and believe it or not, Elite_Fry lives there

it was really, really good

...just like me

 

[nycgirl]

Where did you go?

and a better question is Why did you have to come back dammit?

Don't hate on GD because you are now EF's only adult virgin.

 

[Frisky]

just thought of you again...roomservice just brought up 8 sausages, 6 fried eggs (heehee), a pile of toast, bacon, baked beans etc etc etc

cheerios for the nice sentiments (as well as a big FU for all the cheeky smartarsed ones ) ill be sure to party it up in style for you guys

cheerios, gotta deal with the erzoolie boob surrogates

You gonna eat that sausage?