delicious holiday report

[GoldenDelicious]

yiasou orblings!

cliff notes, no time:

arrived tues morning with zero sleep, fucken buydget airlines SUCK hard caught a couple hours sleep, hit some clubs, was FLOODED with chicks. chick overload omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. many chicks. thought of killah and dunk

guys here are useless. total softies. useless bastards. thought of aap

went to gym where a bug eyes blonde instructor eyed me off, gave me a free pass, commented on my bod and asked when id come in. thought of erzooooolie

looked in the mirror. omgomgomgomg. thought of Apollo, God of Male beauty

looked in pants. thought of killing myself

met a hottie who introduced herself while sitting on my lap. thought...what a fucken legend LOL

went to another club, saw a MASSIVE mofo with veins on his veins looking at me. thought i was going to get into a fight. then he flopped his palm and in the gayest fucken voice ever told me not to worry, he was gay. thought of alien amp pharm again . held girl closer, just in case

chat later, fatties, friday night tonight, going out, will find time hopefully to post, hope youse are all good

ps looking good

 

[BrothaBill]

You still didnt buttered did you?

 

[nycgirl]

Hello GD

Sounds like you are having a good time. Did she give you a kiss goodnight?

How long are you there?

 

[pintoca]

Hello GD

Sounds like you are having a good time. Did he give you a kiss goodnight?

How long are you there?

They never do. GD is our resident Virgin, he kinds of backs up for sublimeZm when he's in school

 

[nycgirl]

They never do. GD is our resident Virgin, he kinds of backs up for sublimeZm when he's in school

Hello there How are things? How's the diet & training?

2006 is the year GD will get laid.

 

[pintoca]

Hello there How are things? How's the diet & training?

2006 is the year GD will get laid.

yo



Things are looking good. started dieting down this week (after the food rampage that came with Christmas).

I'm starting the gym on monday, since this week was the first week of the baby going to the day-care and it was hectic, you need to go a bit at a time every day, until he is there for 5 hours... We told the people he was used to new people, but this being Germany, it seems there is a rule agains that, so we had to do all sort of tricky things to accomodate that this week.

Anyway, next week things go back to normal, then its training and dieting down to 200-205lbs (219 right now, gained 8 lbs in 3 weeks, lots of water, but I thought it was more than that. It felt like more than that, so I count my blessings)

It sucks here, it's not the cold, it's the lack of sun, it's overcast all the time, not even one of those nice, cold, crisp, sunny winter days.

I spoke with a lot of old-time friends in Venezuela who started losing weight as well, amazing how people try to:

1. simply starve or
2. starve and do a shitload of cardio
3. do cardio and eat like shit


NO ONE of those that talked fitness/training with me was doing all three things (diet, cardio, lifting) but they were all complaining about lack of results. They were all like "I pay my PErsonal Trainer and he works out what is best for me..." shit, the programs they pay for...

The concept of eating frequent, smaller meals and going up to 2000-2300 cals/day to lose weight is completely alien to most people. I talked to those who seemed interested, but my gut feeling is that they still think I did something else to lose weight (juice or something) and will go back to their practices.

Oh well, some will listen, some know better

 

[Frisky]

yiasou orblings!

cliff notes, no time:

arrived tues morning with zero sleep, fucken buydget airlines SUCK hard caught a couple hours sleep, hit some clubs, was FLOODED with chicks. chick overload omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. many chicks. thought of killah and dunk

guys here are useless. total softies. useless bastards. thought of aap

went to gym where a bug eyes blonde instructor eyed me off, gave me a free pass, commented on my bod and asked when id come in. thought of erzooooolie

looked in the mirror. omgomgomgomg. thought of Apollo, God of Male beauty

looked in pants. thought of killing myself

met a hottie who introduced herself while sitting on my lap. thought...what a fucken legend LOL

went to another club, saw a MASSIVE mofo with veins on his veins looking at me. thought i was going to get into a fight. then he flopped his palm and in the gayest fucken voice ever told me not to worry, he was gay. thought of alien amp pharm again . held girl closer, just in case

chat later, fatties, friday night tonight, going out, will find time hopefully to post, hope youse are all good

ps looking good

aww.. you thought of me

 

[GoldenDelicious]

aww.. you thought of me

just thought of you again...roomservice just brought up 8 sausages, 6 fried eggs (heehee), a pile of toast, bacon, baked beans etc etc etc

cheerios for the nice sentiments (as well as a big FU for all the cheeky smartarsed ones ) ill be sure to party it up in style for you guys

cheerios, gotta deal with the erzoolie boob surrogates

 

[foreigngirl]

lol..thats cliff notes?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol..thats cliff notes?

yes. we greeks are a race of intellectuals. just because you guys have trouble reading the blurb on the back of a romance novel doesnt mean you have to try mock me, beeyatch!!

anyway, heres some more quick notes for all you poojabbers:

i am with a gang of ultra-cockblockers. i mean ULTRA cockblockers - if these dudes could apply their cockblockerness to basketball, theyd beat the shit out of sqaq and all those other also-rans. seriously. and they wont stop busting my balls! its like having giant lead testicles stuck to you, just dragging the frick along so im getting "lost" quite frequently. and my cell phone is dropping out like a mofo going out with these guys is like going out with aap as a wingman...i mean, sure, youll laugh for the first 5 minutes, but for the remainder.....its just painful

also, the guy who im sharing a room with has feet that smell worse than friskys ass after a mammoth cardio session. i mean, that smell is jsut bloody acidic. it just hits you and you think "fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk mmmeeee ddrruuuunnnkkkkk wwwwwwwwttttfffffff?????"

cockblocking, concentrated arse sweat foot having mofo bastard from hell

anyway, orblings, i have to go, but rest assured, more cliff notes are coming, i am still looking very, very good, and im cutting a swath through the ladies like a laserbeam...even sharper than qt going through a cheesecake...and ill even try to get some pics

oh, and fg...mailing adress? youll ahve to wait for me to get home though

cheerios, fatties