He was laid up in bed for a while. Apparently decem got drunk at a local bar and decided to try and light his farts on fire. Well, he got up on the bar and accomplished this childish feat, much to everyone's enjoyment. It didnt cause to much of a stir though, because it was a gay bar, and lets face it, who there hasnt seen decem's ass? This is where things go bad. Decem got down from the bar and went to sit down on his bar stool, but OOps!! He had yet to pull his pants up. Well, he aimed his as for the stool, but he went down to the floor faster than his mother in the mens locker room. The stool actually got lodged in his Decem (decem and rectum are interchangeable at the gay bars). It took some time to remove the 3 foot chair from his ass, and he has been laid up for a while. hope that lcears things up for you.