dear god, please send me more nose hairs...

[bwood]

the 20 plus i pluck everyday is not enough...

i think i could breathe on mars with these fuckers...or find food underwater...

i would have to become a commie like rsnoble though, cosmonaut just sounds so much sexier than astronaut...

if youre straight anyway...

 

[buttplug]

You're... odd.

 

[satchboogie]

that sucks bro.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Pull out the sharp ones to lance the blood blisters on your ballsack.

 

[Y_lifter]

The thick white ones that I grow are my personal favorite..

 

[vixenbabe]

I work with a guy who has the same nose hair problem as you do...

I was his secret Santa one year for X-mas. I bought him one of those electric nose hair trimmers for a gift.

Lemme tell ya....Everyone in the office thanked me too!

 

[PoyeBoy]

breath on mars, lol, mars is okay for breathing, havent you seen total recall

 

[WarriorPL]

nose trimmers.....

 

[Tiervexx]

i think i could breathe on mars with these fuckers...or find food underwater...

 

[bwood]

vb and wiz...i got trimmers, i use em all the time...

they just dont get em all...

i aint kidding, i pluck about 20 a day and cant
seem to make a dent in them...

however, my method acting is improving, as all
i have to do to start tearing up and crying, is to
think about shiny chrome tweezers...

dont even let me get started on the fuckin ear hairs...

i wish they could harvest these fuckers for my hairline dammit...

 

[BodybuildingUniverse]

theres an old guy in my office that YANKS fingerfulls of nosehairs out while seated at his multi-user desk. nasty ass...and painful to watch.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Wait till the hair in your ears starts to become a problem.

People tend to grow more hair (except on their head) as they get older.

 

[rnch]

you know you're not 19 anymore.....when you start growing hair out of your nose and ears, and on your back and shoulders.....and NOT on your scalp.

 

[vixenbabe]

I pluck my eye brows..IT HURTS LIKE HELL...I can NOT imagine tugging at nose or ear hairs w/tweezers! I'm thinking you need to take a silver bullet into the bathroom to clamp down on while perforing your grooming ritual.

RNCH...You do do the ole ear hair "comb over and up" routine I guess....;-)

 

[rnch]

vix-----one of the many reasons why i stay smooth on top!

 

[vixenbabe]

Bald is sexy, Rnch!

I'd rather see a bald man than a comb over ANY day of the week!

 

[Bullit]

or find food underwater...

LOL

 

[jerkbox]

plucking nose hairs is way too painful....and it makes me cry and sneeze.

trim those bitches.


what is really annoying is the random long hairs I have to pluck off my traps...

i don't have ear hair yet thank god

 

[bwood]

I pluck my eye brows..IT HURTS LIKE HELL...I can NOT imagine tugging at nose or ear hairs w/tweezers! I'm thinking you need to take a silver bullet into the bathroom to clamp down on while perforing your grooming ritual.

RNCH...You do do the ole ear hair "comb over and up" routine I guess....;-)

oh, i get to do the eyebrows too so that
i dont look like effin santa claus...

it doesnt even end when you die, the little
bastards keep growing even then...