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after my break up with my ex girlfriend, i decided to go on a serious hunt for ms. satchboogie. i felt like i kinda wasted a year of my life with a woman i had no future with... great sex though.. and she helped with the business... no longer a kid, i wanted something long-term... i wanted to meet the girl i would end up marrying.
days were spent pumpin iron and laying out while nights were spent at the local bar scene/coffee joints. i was a serious hunt and had all the tools ready for the kill.
now dont get me wrong...
i still wanted to get some pussy action.
but i was more focused on finding the ms.satchboogie.
my prerequisites are as followed:
1) must have a radical body
2) must be good in bed
3) must accept bb'ing/steroids as part of my life
4) of course.. must have good personality, and long term goals.
call me shallow if you want..
i like radical lookin sluts!!
in 3-4 months, i must have gone on at least 30 dates.
some were succesful while others were quite disturbing.
its amazing how many fukced up bitches live in this worlds..
each having her own deep scratch in the head.
so about a month ago, i got a massive telephone bill for like 3k.
i was like 'wtf'???
i phoned the company and they said its best to go in person and inquire in their local branch office. so thats what i did.
it was a hot summer day and i was in the middle of an intense dnp cycle on primo/deca.
had a pair of polo shorts, birkenstocks, and a black wife beater.
hair slicked back with my black arnettes and some cool water cologne.
just a casual afternoon..
and there she was!!
stood outside the office waiting her turn in line.
she looked fuckin hot!!!
seriously intense body!!
i popped a boner right away.. thank you proviron!! lol
for this story, we'll call her THE BLONDE.. youll understand later.
naturally, i never miss a golden opportunity, so i spit my game.
to make a long story short, we paid our bills and had lunch together after.
had a good time.. she likes meat!!!
man.. thats very important!
if a chic doesnt like meat, she loses 2 points on the scale right away!
and oh.. she also loves dogs...
if a chic doesnt like dogs, its a big 'no-no'!!
i'm telling you my friends... anybody who doesnt like dogs is cold blooded.
but back to the story.
so we had a good lunch and we're cruisng my bmw back to her motorcycle which was parked outside the offices. a few minutes of bullshit chit chat and i asked for her phone number.. she obliged and i was excited.
i figured i finally met a radical lookin babe with a good head on her shoulder.
anyhow, phoned her that night to see what she's up to.
she didnt pick up the phone. so i left a message.
but didnt recieve a phone call back.
so i waited a few days and i phoned her again.
again.. no reply.
so i sent her a text message saying i'd love to meet her again.
that was that!
she didnt return my texts/phone calls and i figured she probably has a man in her life and doesnt jiggle 2 at once. understandable.
a few weeks later, i'm at the beach.
saturday is my day at the beach.
so the day before, i shoot 100mg zambons in each bicep and load up on some provirons.. it keeps me nice and hard.
and oh.. lets not forget 1000mcg vitamin b12...
so i'm all tanned and ripped following that dnp cycle..
my buddy and his girlfriend and i are chilling in the hot sun eating sweet watermelon and diet cokes... damn i love the beach!!
now keep in mind where i live, the water is warm and its almost always 80+ faranheit... perfect weather if you ask me but it gets slightly humid.. not a good enviorement for dnp.. but great enviorement for nice pussy and tits.. they're literally all over the place.. and especially on saturdays!!
so we're bullshittin about nonsense when a seriously radical body in a green bathing suit catches my attention. i tell my buddy 'check out that fuckin body DUDE!!'. yeah no doubt that body gets a '10' on teh scale.. absoluly no flaws. couldnt get a good read on the face but i had plans to take care of that too.
i tracked her down like an ems package and saw where she's sitting.
sure enough, 5 minutes later i went for the kill.
face was attractive.. but damn she had a bunch of freckles.. and curly hair too which usually doesnt attract me.. but she was a super hottee and i scored those digits too.
in fact, we had made plans to meet that night.
we'll call her THE BRUNETTE.
that night we went out and had a wonderful date.
we saw eachother 4 days straight after that and ill tell you... she's a quality girl. didnt even sleep with her... yep thats right!
when i find a quality girl i dont mind waiting a bit.
then last week, guess who calls me out of the blue???
yes.. THE BLONDE.
i was quite surprised and asked her why she's calling me so long after we met. she made up some bullshit excuse that i didnt believe.... but i wasnt gonna let her know that she's full of shit.. the way i figured i had to get under those panties at least once.
so we made plans that night.
went to a bar and warmed up with some frozen margheritas...
i had some whisky on the rocks.
all was quite smooth and i realized shortly that she too was a quality girl..
unlike all those other dumb bitches i was dating.
it was about 1a.m when her phone rang...
her friends invited her to this one bar..
so we went there and had more drinks.
the bar was a shithole!
it was smoky and dirty... for sure not my style!
but one thing kept me there...
THEY PLAYED LOUD ROCK N ROLL!!
man that was great.
its been a while since i heard van halen, iron maiden, and motely crue at a bar... and with teh alcohol and this radical blonde the atmosphere was king!
buzzing slightly, i went for a small kiss.
damn.. ended up being a 10 minute kiss that led to a 'how about we go back to my place'.
sure enough, we went back to my pad and i will say this and hear me loud:
I HAD THE BEST FUCKIN SEX IN MY LIFE!!!
this chic is a full time skank in bed! just my type!!!!
she spent the night and we went out a few times after that...
great sex, and she's cool as fuck.
now i got THE BLONDE and THE BRUNETTE.
both radical looking and have great qualities...
but i cant choose yet!
so i kept both of em around just to be safe.
so last night, THE BRUNETTE and i had plans to go out.
my plan was to make a final decision that night..
i wanted to pick one of them and drop the other.
i phoned THE BLONDE that morning to tell her i was goin to a friends b-day party and that i'd see her tomorow. i hate lying.. its not my style.. but what am i to do in this situation?
so THE BRUNETTE and i are chilling at this cool resaurant.. very romantic.
dim lighting, great jazz music playin in the background, and we were the only ones there... a nice bottle of italian red wine.. yeah.. the setting was on!
we had a good time...
but i realized that i have much more in common and have more fun with THE BLONDE. so around 1:30 a.m i drop THE BRUNETTE home.. but get this... she thinks its only gettin more and more intense..
i have to let her know soon that its off...
i drop her off at home...
and i'm horny as fuck.
so i phoned THE BLONDE to come over.
yeahh.. i told her that i missed her and had to see her.
she said she could be at my place in 30 minutes so we made the arrangements. thats when i realized i fucked up bigtime!!!
i was stinkin of THE BRUNETTES perfume and her body lotion was all over my arms.. and i still had a 20-25 minute drive home...
see.. i figured if THE BLONDE makes it to my place before i get there and she smells me.. I'M FUCKIN TOAST!! she is a very smart girl.. works for a private investigating firm... cant lie to this one my friends.
but this is where it gets even worst...
the BRUNETTE phones me as i'm halfway home and says she must talk to me.
so i asked what was on her mind... she asked that i call her when i arrive home as the reception wasnt clear.
super great!!!
i now have to phone her when i arrive home.. fuck!!!
i must thank german pefromance as i literally jetted home doin 130..
got there in time to take a quick shower and talk to THE BRUNETTE..
oh.. and guess what she wanted to tell me on the phone?
she wanted to see that i got home allight.. what bullshit!!
thats what some bitches will do..
they'll make you call them from the house phone so that they know for sure you arent somewhere else with another girl.
anyhow, THE BLONDE came by and fucked my brains out for an hour...
i went to sleep that night much better knowing she's the one for me...
well.. at least for a shortwhile before another satchboogie tale entails!!
days were spent pumpin iron and laying out while nights were spent at the local bar scene/coffee joints. i was a serious hunt and had all the tools ready for the kill.
now dont get me wrong...
i still wanted to get some pussy action.
but i was more focused on finding the ms.satchboogie.
my prerequisites are as followed:
1) must have a radical body
2) must be good in bed
3) must accept bb'ing/steroids as part of my life
4) of course.. must have good personality, and long term goals.
call me shallow if you want..
i like radical lookin sluts!!
in 3-4 months, i must have gone on at least 30 dates.
some were succesful while others were quite disturbing.
its amazing how many fukced up bitches live in this worlds..
each having her own deep scratch in the head.
so about a month ago, i got a massive telephone bill for like 3k.
i was like 'wtf'???
i phoned the company and they said its best to go in person and inquire in their local branch office. so thats what i did.
it was a hot summer day and i was in the middle of an intense dnp cycle on primo/deca.
had a pair of polo shorts, birkenstocks, and a black wife beater.
hair slicked back with my black arnettes and some cool water cologne.
just a casual afternoon..
and there she was!!
stood outside the office waiting her turn in line.
she looked fuckin hot!!!
seriously intense body!!
i popped a boner right away.. thank you proviron!! lol
for this story, we'll call her THE BLONDE.. youll understand later.
naturally, i never miss a golden opportunity, so i spit my game.
to make a long story short, we paid our bills and had lunch together after.
had a good time.. she likes meat!!!
man.. thats very important!
if a chic doesnt like meat, she loses 2 points on the scale right away!
and oh.. she also loves dogs...
if a chic doesnt like dogs, its a big 'no-no'!!
i'm telling you my friends... anybody who doesnt like dogs is cold blooded.
but back to the story.
so we had a good lunch and we're cruisng my bmw back to her motorcycle which was parked outside the offices. a few minutes of bullshit chit chat and i asked for her phone number.. she obliged and i was excited.
i figured i finally met a radical lookin babe with a good head on her shoulder.
anyhow, phoned her that night to see what she's up to.
she didnt pick up the phone. so i left a message.
but didnt recieve a phone call back.
so i waited a few days and i phoned her again.
again.. no reply.
so i sent her a text message saying i'd love to meet her again.
that was that!
she didnt return my texts/phone calls and i figured she probably has a man in her life and doesnt jiggle 2 at once. understandable.
a few weeks later, i'm at the beach.
saturday is my day at the beach.
so the day before, i shoot 100mg zambons in each bicep and load up on some provirons.. it keeps me nice and hard.
and oh.. lets not forget 1000mcg vitamin b12...
so i'm all tanned and ripped following that dnp cycle..
my buddy and his girlfriend and i are chilling in the hot sun eating sweet watermelon and diet cokes... damn i love the beach!!
now keep in mind where i live, the water is warm and its almost always 80+ faranheit... perfect weather if you ask me but it gets slightly humid.. not a good enviorement for dnp.. but great enviorement for nice pussy and tits.. they're literally all over the place.. and especially on saturdays!!
so we're bullshittin about nonsense when a seriously radical body in a green bathing suit catches my attention. i tell my buddy 'check out that fuckin body DUDE!!'. yeah no doubt that body gets a '10' on teh scale.. absoluly no flaws. couldnt get a good read on the face but i had plans to take care of that too.
i tracked her down like an ems package and saw where she's sitting.
sure enough, 5 minutes later i went for the kill.
face was attractive.. but damn she had a bunch of freckles.. and curly hair too which usually doesnt attract me.. but she was a super hottee and i scored those digits too.
in fact, we had made plans to meet that night.
we'll call her THE BRUNETTE.
that night we went out and had a wonderful date.
we saw eachother 4 days straight after that and ill tell you... she's a quality girl. didnt even sleep with her... yep thats right!
when i find a quality girl i dont mind waiting a bit.
then last week, guess who calls me out of the blue???
yes.. THE BLONDE.
i was quite surprised and asked her why she's calling me so long after we met. she made up some bullshit excuse that i didnt believe.... but i wasnt gonna let her know that she's full of shit.. the way i figured i had to get under those panties at least once.
so we made plans that night.
went to a bar and warmed up with some frozen margheritas...
i had some whisky on the rocks.
all was quite smooth and i realized shortly that she too was a quality girl..
unlike all those other dumb bitches i was dating.
it was about 1a.m when her phone rang...
her friends invited her to this one bar..
so we went there and had more drinks.
the bar was a shithole!
it was smoky and dirty... for sure not my style!
but one thing kept me there...
THEY PLAYED LOUD ROCK N ROLL!!
man that was great.
its been a while since i heard van halen, iron maiden, and motely crue at a bar... and with teh alcohol and this radical blonde the atmosphere was king!
buzzing slightly, i went for a small kiss.
damn.. ended up being a 10 minute kiss that led to a 'how about we go back to my place'.
sure enough, we went back to my pad and i will say this and hear me loud:
I HAD THE BEST FUCKIN SEX IN MY LIFE!!!
this chic is a full time skank in bed! just my type!!!!
she spent the night and we went out a few times after that...
great sex, and she's cool as fuck.
now i got THE BLONDE and THE BRUNETTE.
both radical looking and have great qualities...
but i cant choose yet!
so i kept both of em around just to be safe.
so last night, THE BRUNETTE and i had plans to go out.
my plan was to make a final decision that night..
i wanted to pick one of them and drop the other.
i phoned THE BLONDE that morning to tell her i was goin to a friends b-day party and that i'd see her tomorow. i hate lying.. its not my style.. but what am i to do in this situation?
so THE BRUNETTE and i are chilling at this cool resaurant.. very romantic.
dim lighting, great jazz music playin in the background, and we were the only ones there... a nice bottle of italian red wine.. yeah.. the setting was on!
we had a good time...
but i realized that i have much more in common and have more fun with THE BLONDE. so around 1:30 a.m i drop THE BRUNETTE home.. but get this... she thinks its only gettin more and more intense..
i have to let her know soon that its off...
i drop her off at home...
and i'm horny as fuck.
so i phoned THE BLONDE to come over.
yeahh.. i told her that i missed her and had to see her.
she said she could be at my place in 30 minutes so we made the arrangements. thats when i realized i fucked up bigtime!!!
i was stinkin of THE BRUNETTES perfume and her body lotion was all over my arms.. and i still had a 20-25 minute drive home...
see.. i figured if THE BLONDE makes it to my place before i get there and she smells me.. I'M FUCKIN TOAST!! she is a very smart girl.. works for a private investigating firm... cant lie to this one my friends.
but this is where it gets even worst...
the BRUNETTE phones me as i'm halfway home and says she must talk to me.
so i asked what was on her mind... she asked that i call her when i arrive home as the reception wasnt clear.
super great!!!
i now have to phone her when i arrive home.. fuck!!!
i must thank german pefromance as i literally jetted home doin 130..
got there in time to take a quick shower and talk to THE BRUNETTE..
oh.. and guess what she wanted to tell me on the phone?
she wanted to see that i got home allight.. what bullshit!!
thats what some bitches will do..
they'll make you call them from the house phone so that they know for sure you arent somewhere else with another girl.
anyhow, THE BLONDE came by and fucked my brains out for an hour...
i went to sleep that night much better knowing she's the one for me...
well.. at least for a shortwhile before another satchboogie tale entails!!
