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Dad giving me cialis for the weekend

the.gladiator1987

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Just to be safe, jus comin off a cycle so my hormones have to be all fucked up. This bitch lives in TX but is back up in norcal for another week, and she has been hittin me up, and sayin shit like "im 18 dont worry im legal" and when i said shes already takin advantage of me cuz im buyin the alcohol she said " cant take advantage of the willing" blah blah blah this girl wants to fuck, here awesome pics

Oh and yea my dad has those cialis where you take 1 pill and it lasts a weekend, are those pretty good? What if i took 2 lol

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Thanking you in advance for the forthcoming details of the oncoming train wreck. Sorry dude, but when it comes to chicks you're a walking Murphy's law.
 
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Raw dog it...tight...tan...whats not to love...if you can't manage tell her its like a two hour drive to my place.
 
Classy company you keep.
 
The fact that she says she's 18 and not to worry is kinda a red flag to me. Did you make a comment on how young she looks or something?
 
mrplunkey said:
Huge mistake.

She's not a magazine cover quality girl for sure, but realize that a lot of girls like that compensate because they know they're not in the very top tier.

That's exactly the kind of chicka that will do things to you that you'll reminisce about 20 years from now.
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exacolli!

shes got a decent face, the kind of face where id want her eyes to look up at me while shes givin me mad head
 
bro, just be smart, and careful.

that's all i gotta say.

if you raw dawg it, you're never getting my advice again.

lololol
 
Yep, birth control doesn't mean anything. Always wear a condom, unless you get a vasectomy. Even then you don't need to raw dog it unless you see test results beforehand. I know it sucks and feels like you're wearing an afghan on your dick but you have to do it.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
hit it and kid it, lol

maverick i guess ill wear a condom, jus sucks, pretty soon youll be telling me i have to get head with a condom on too :confused:
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Well yeah technically you're supposed to wear a condom for oral, but LOL fuck that shit. I'd rather jack off than do that, it would feel a lot better.

I generally don't hook up with girls, so I get a pretty good idea of how clean she is before I put my dick in her mouth. You can always get syphilis if they're in stage 2 and not showing symptoms, but it's unlikely. Getting the herp is the biggest problem with raw oral.
 
cuthroat said:
exactly....Make Plan B--------> Your Plan A!!! :) Slip her some in a post sex drink or in her morning OJ. Or give her anal in the morning and discreetly slip it in her ass where it will be assorbed.
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great one..

or just go get a vasectomy and do yourself a favor.. if later mrs right wants kids get a reversal.. worked for me..
 
there's a 98% chance it's not going to go as planned bro. in that event go around slapping chix glasses off with your hard on!! always have a plan b (you should have learned that by now) you george michael's looking fuck :)
 
i'd do some investigating on her age bro. don't hit that shit till you see her drivers license

also, becareful with the cialis. shit gives me NASTY headaches, and it takes a really really long time to kick in.

i gave some to my buddies and some of them say it doesn't work for them till the following day. i don't take it anymore but from waht i recall it was like 4-5 hours later that i noticed it working
 
calveless wonder said:
i'd do some investigating on her age bro. don't hit that shit till you see her drivers license

also, becareful with the cialis. shit gives me NASTY headaches, and it takes a really really long time to kick in.

i gave some to my buddies and some of them say it doesn't work for them till the following day. i don't take it anymore but from waht i recall it was like 4-5 hours later that i noticed it working
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ima see her DL for sure bro good call, its almost too sketchy

cialis is a weekend thing, u take 1 on a friday and ur good till sunday, no wonder they didnt feel it right away
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
lol i wanna fill her asshole up and then have her suck me off to finish and that way i dont have to fill her pussy up with anymore baby batter
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That's the smartest thing I've ever seen you say brah.
 
miplank said:
dude, you need to raw dog it...


if you have a 2nd kid now it'll cancel out the first one. duh!
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You guys are cruel.

You remind me of the big brothers trying to get their little brothers to do stupid shit because they just want to impress and don't know any better.

Come on - drink it - I swear it taste just like lemonade. Yeah - it is warm lemonade.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
hit it and kid it, lol

maverick i guess ill wear a condom, jus sucks, pretty soon youll be telling me i have to get head with a condom on too :confused:
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Nah you dont need a condom to get sucked off.... you may get herp, clap and an assorted variety of STD though, but it will make a fun thread while we wait for your test results and a good bookie even on which and how many you got :)

miplank said:
dude, you need to raw dog it...
if you have a 2nd kid now it'll cancel out the first one. duh!
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Please stop it, he might just take your word for it...

cuthroat said:
exactly....Make Plan B--------> Your Plan A!!! :) Slip her some in a post sex drink or in her morning OJ. Or give her anal in the morning and discreetly slip it in her ass where it will be assorbed.
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Shir took that pill.... so I think we all know that plan can backfire....
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
lol she just said shes allergic to condoms
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Oh, I can hear the train whistle blowing now ...

Let's see, Glad, how good is your survival instinct? Because in a man who has GOOD instincts, the appropriate response to HER comment would be that YOU are allergic to girls who are allergic to condoms, and wish her well.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
lol MM how am i supposed to know shes lying? and i like raw doggin it anyway but what if i get teh plan B
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Um, nobody LIKES condoms (well, maybe guys who have problems with premature ejaculation) but there is more that just baby fears, there's the whole disease thing, herpes, AIDS, syphilis, etc., etc., etc.

You see, you have ZERO survival skills, and I'll tell you why: You've hooked up with a woman willing to bang a guy, sight unseen, who UPFRONT tells you she won't use condoms. So you're saying you feel like sticking your penis into every other guy that's stuck his penis in there? And I doubt if she's a virgin. She's probably had a WHOLE lot more partners than you have, in fact.
 
Take a pass, bro. You could go with the natural lamb condom to prevent baby, but they don't protect you against STDs...and like musclemom said...odds are this girl has seen a lot of cock and is a risk.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
lol MM how am i supposed to know shes lying? and i like raw doggin it anyway but what if i get teh plan B
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Uh...her lips are moving?



Look I told you where to put it. You'll enjoy mouth and ass more anyway. If she has to have it in the poosie then get a giant dildo and f*ck her with it, that's fun to be had by all anyway. Not to mention you will end up looking the the unselfish lover.





My plan is a win/win, Glad.
 
musclemom said:
Um, nobody LIKES condoms (well, maybe guys who have problems with premature ejaculation) but there is more that just baby fears, there's the whole disease thing, herpes, AIDS, syphilis, etc., etc., etc.

You see, you have ZERO survival skills, and I'll tell you why: You've hooked up with a woman willing to bang a guy, sight unseen, who UPFRONT tells you she won't use condoms. So you're saying you feel like sticking your penis into every other guy that's stuck his penis in there? And I doubt if she's a virgin. She's probably had a WHOLE lot more partners than you have, in fact.
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damnit MM i hate when ur right

but i could give a fuck about "survival skills" lol this isnt a game and this isnt evolution
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
damnit MM i hate when ur right

but i could give a fuck about "survival skills" lol this isnt a game and this isnt evolution
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Unfortunately for humanity there is no more weeding out of the inferior physical or intellectual specimens. Our race has no hope of evolving.

Put it this way, if you like the idea of fucking every guy she's ever fucked, by all means, go forth and slay. If you want to risk herpes (the gift that keeps on giving forever), chlamydia, syphilis or AIDS (the gift that costs several thousand a month in medications until it finally kills you), then I applaud your audacity and courage.

As for raw dogging it ... need I remind you how wonderful it felt when you broke up with the girl who may or may not be carrying your baby? You know, just when you realized that she's going for the throat in terms of child support and planning on doing whatever she can to keep you out of the child's life? Is that a good feeling?
 
just don't bust inside her. pull out and spray her face/hair. Or finish off in her ass. Lots of options. If you can't control it enough to not cum in her p00sie, then you deserve to be broker and paying child support to your little bastard kids that ultimately the rest of us taxpayers will have to raise anyway.

meantime, go to rxhealthdrugs.com and stock up on your cialis!
 
canadianhitman said:
Take a pass, bro. You could go with the natural lamb condom to prevent baby, but they don't protect you against STDs...and like musclemom said...odds are this girl has seen a lot of cock and is a risk.
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THIS ^^^

Lets see:

A. She BEGS dudes she doesnt know to fuck her
B. She's most likely lying about her age
C. She's obviously been through a lot of cock
D. She lets everyone raw dog her

From this we can theorize multiple things:

A. She's trying to look for baby daddy and nail a man with child support
B. She's full of STDs and spreading the love because now she is a man hater
C. She's just a lose fun whore who knows a thing or two

Conclusions:

A. You knock her up
B. She gives u herp, clap or another assorted variety of things, if not multiple
C. She pretends you knocked her up or she's "late"to keep you around a while
D. You hit and run and have ONE night of POTENTIAL good sex

So to sum it up in your best case scenario you raw dawg it and nothing happens other than MAYBE good sex and a clingy bish or your worst case scenario, the clap and a baby

Good luck :) HTH
 
So what was the outcome ?????? I'd have told her i had a vasectomy, watch her reaction. Would soon know if she was just after a baby !!!
 
nangiggles said:
THIS ^^^

Lets see:

A. She BEGS dudes she doesnt know to fuck her
B. She's most likely lying about her age
C. She's obviously been through a lot of cock
D. She lets everyone raw dog her

From this we can theorize multiple things:

A. She's trying to look for baby daddy and nail a man with child support
B. She's full of STDs and spreading the love because now she is a man hater
C. She's just a lose fun whore who knows a thing or two

Conclusions:

A. You knock her up
B. She gives u herp, clap or another assorted variety of things, if not multiple
C. She pretends you knocked her up or she's "late"to keep you around a while
D. You hit and run and have ONE night of POTENTIAL good sex

So to sum it up in your best case scenario you raw dawg it and nothing happens other than MAYBE good sex and a clingy bish or your worst case scenario, the clap and a baby

Good luck :) HTH
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Someone tell me this is the slutbucket glad knocked up?!?!?!??!
 
No, I don't think it is. If memory serves me correctly, that was some girl Glad met in a bar. He was on 750 mg of test a week and hadn't fucked a girl in two months.
 
I'm pretty sure this is a different girl bro. LOL @ yet another reason glad will (allegedly) be posting a lot less. you know he's going to be getting back with his baby momma, and wouldn't want her to read any of the shit he's posted here.
 
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