Craziest name for your SO / fuck buddy / one night stand?

[EnderJE]

I knew a girl a long time ago who called herself a big fat cock hog in bed. Nice girl too. You'd never know that she was a crazy chick in the sack. She looked like a typical lawyer type (demure suits). To be honest, I don't know how it came up in conversation back then or why I'm thinking about it now.

 

[novamanms]

Nothing real fancy, but I've called one girl Colonel Sanders once (long story), and another girl wanted to be referred to as "Cum Dumpster".

Fun.

 

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Studman

 

[dr_skier]

AHAHAHA, oh this just reminded me of a girl i knew a couple years ago. I get her into bed and before we had sex she told me she'd never sucked anyone off before. So I played a nice guy and was like, "well do you want to try it out? i mean no pressure, i can explain how to do it" She agreed and picked it up pretty quickly lol. So as i'm fucking her I said, you know how i showed you how to give a blowjob, well from here on out I want you to call me Coach Mark anytime you see me! From then on it was an ongoing joke when she say me in the bar and around. It was great.

 

[KillahBee]

A girl in college once told a kid she was hooking up with to "eat my furburger". she was then known for the next 4 years as "Furburger". I mean, EVERYBODY called her this. I was kind of friends with her and I still have no clue what her first name is

 

[Gymgurl]

Grudge fuck

 

[EnderJE]

AHAHAHA, oh this just reminded me of a girl i knew a couple years ago. I get her into bed and before we had sex she told me she'd never sucked anyone off before. So I played a nice guy and was like, "well do you want to try it out? i mean no pressure, i can explain how to do it" She agreed and picked it up pretty quickly lol. So as i'm fucking her I said, you know how i showed you how to give a blowjob, well from here on out I want you to call me Coach Mark anytime you see me! From then on it was an ongoing joke when she say me in the bar and around. It was great.

Unless you were the next guy.

Same story with me back in HS.

 

[Cutiebaby]

my husband of how ever many years (feels like 1 million) is referd to as bunny...i dont know why but it just fit...now after all these years i have a new name......