~~~~ Crash Test Dummies ~~~~

[Dial_tone]

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with US auto makers for the past fiveyears, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes infour-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 41 of the 50 states, the lastwords of the drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were "Oh, S--t!" Only the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida,
Louisiana,Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, Oklahoma and Texas were different,
where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch
this."

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

redneck's famous last words "here, take a look at this shit!"

 

[Mr. dB]

I thought this thread was going to be about annoying Canadian baritones.

 

[perkele]

So this wasn't about mmm mmm mmm mmm? OK

 

[bran987]

had me going there for a minute

 

[wootoom]

superman nver made any money?

or was it the ballad of peter pumpkinhead

 

[Mr. dB]

superman nver made any money?

or was it the ballad of peter pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead was XTC, not CTD.

 

[wootoom]

the lead singer from the crash test dummies sang in that song. i have proof. i have the dumb and dumber soundtrack

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I think they need to have a female dummy(fake1) giving head to the driver in a Honda ricer complete with a cock down her throat and slammed into a wall at 100mph.

 

[wootoom]

Peter Pumpkinhead was XTC, not CTD.

XTC rocked dear god sorry to disturb you but