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This thread is killing me. I almost fell out of my chair.

RedScam(TM), face it. You've peaked and you're still borrowing your mom's car, couch and basement. The most valuable asset you have in your life is a semen-stained monitor -- and that's just because your mom doesn't want it back.

Real talk.
 
bigbassturd said:
Can I blab?


At least with a camry, if it ever leaks fluid he can just use a tampon for a quick fix...
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Olololololol
I can't fucking believe this. That is fucking hilarious.
 
bigbassturd said:
Can I blab?


At least with a camry, if it ever leaks fluid he can just use a tampon for a quick fix...
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well see that's the point of being in a new car every 3 years. They don't leak limp dick. And if they do "I" don't have to fix shit...I take it to the dealership and they fix it at no cost to me. That's the point of a lease. I bet ur proud of having to pull the ride off to the side of the road periodically to have to top off fluids don't you? meh
 
redsamurai said:
well see that's the point of being in a new car every 3 years. They don't leak limp dick. And if they do "I" don't have to fix shit...I take it to the dealership and they fix it at no cost to me. That's the point of a lease. I bet ur proud of having to pull the ride off to the side of the road periodically to have to top off fluids don't you? meh
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Why are you so concerned about his dick all the time bro?
 
WoodyO said:
The real one. It doesn't get nearly as much attention around here as it deserves.
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omg youre something else


now why can't you contact me again?? instead of bitching that I haven't contacted you?
 
redsamurai said:
well see that's the point of being in a new car every 3 years. They don't leak limp dick. And if they do "I" don't have to fix shit...I take it to the dealership and they fix it at no cost to me. That's the point of a lease. I bet ur proud of having to pull the ride off to the side of the road periodically to have to top off fluids don't you? meh
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my dealership is like 50 miles away (i reside in the hinterlands) and i work all the damn time...i'd never have time to go to the dealer for repairs and routine maintenance...and my honda's and nissan's have never leaked/burned a drop of anything but gasoline...even with 200,000+ miles on them.
 
These fuckin' poosie fgts running around nowadays are a gotdam crying shame.

My 80 year old grandpa would kick the gay out of you if he found out you can't fill your own fucking windshield wiper fluid.
 
bigbassturd said:
These fuckin' poosie fgts running around nowadays are a gotdam crying shame.

My 80 year old grandpa would kick the gay out of you if he found out you can't fill your own fucking windshield wiper fluid.
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I'll save the tinkering for my projects, not for my point A to point B car that I need to have start no questions asked even in the dead of winter. I knew you drove around a John Deere.
 
digimon7068 said:
yes...precisely...the methodology is not fool-proof...but it's damn close...i wish my gm products were that reliable, but they're not :(
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and this is also why I get good lease rates on Honda's and Toyota's. The Hy Cam is ok but I'll probably either do Honda again or try a VW diesel in 3 years. Unless I need a truck then I'll probably do a Tundra or a Tacoma again, but that means I'll be out in the country so I'll just buy it.
 
redsamurai said:
I'll save the tinkering for my projects, not for my point A to point B car that I need to have start no questions asked even in the dead of winter. I knew you drove around a John Deere.
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Project X: Tying strings on your quarters so you can pull them back out of the buses coin drop when you need a free ride.
 
-SD- said:
Can I life insurance?
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I'd love to see a RedScam(TM) life insurance policy.

How would even assign a value to a computer-game "demoing" loser in his mom's basement? Price him out by the pound as fertilizer?
 
There would be no need for a payout in the event of his death, as his beneficiaries are make believe...

They'd see that policy as taking candy from a baby.

Well technically, it's taking money from a baby....but close enough...
 
bigbassturd said:
There would be no need for a payout in the event of his death, as his beneficiaries are make believe...

They'd see that policy as taking candy from a baby.

Well technically, it's taking money from a baby....but close enough...
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Excellent point, but let me make a counter-argument:

Wouldn't we all be the beneficiaries? I'd feel like we all experienced some sort of capital gain -- or at least feel like a liability was taken off the books of society.
 
Agreed, although we'd be hard pressed to find something else as entertaining as watching him dig his own holes.

It's like watching a first time swimmer dive into the deep end wearing concrete vibrams, except he doesn't learn.


As for the fertilizer proposal, I would have to decline. As someone who grows their own organic veggie garden, I will stick with my own methods. Using rnchscam fertilizer would have your veggies getting very fat, but they'd never leave the garden...
 
redsamurai said:
and this is also why I get good lease rates on Honda's and Toyota's. The Hy Cam is ok but I'll probably either do Honda again or try a VW diesel in 3 years. Unless I need a truck then I'll probably do a Tundra or a Tacoma again, but that means I'll be out in the country so I'll just buy it.
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speaking of "country"...the country club in town here is bankrupt...one of my clients is thinking about buying it but wants to rename it, etc to remove the snobby-ass image that doomed the place in the first place...i suggested that we rename it The Cunt Tree Club...figured that would pretty much blow up the stuffy old image.
 
digimon7068 said:
speaking of "country"...the country club in town here is bankrupt...one of my clients is thinking about buying it but wants to rename it, etc to remove the snobby-ass image that doomed the place in the first place...i suggested that we rename it The Cunt Tree Club...figured that would pretty much blow up the stuffy old image.
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So what was the name?
 
digimon7068 said:
speaking of "country"...the country club in town here is bankrupt...one of my clients is thinking about buying it but wants to rename it, etc to remove the snobby-ass image that doomed the place in the first place...i suggested that we rename it The Cunt Tree Club...figured that would pretty much blow up the stuffy old image.
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He should rename it "BushWood".

People from our generation would sign-up in droves.
 
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