Cindy & I just...

[WoodyO]

The toilet seats. Are they a pristine white? Kinda milky? Of that god awful off-white, almost beige color?

 

[ha1a1]

I like toilet seats that light up with LEDs like a runway for night pissing. Have you considered getting a stainless steel urinal installed?

 

[ha1a1]

Nice urinal.

 

[buliwyf817]

I like toilet seats that light up with LEDs like a runway for night pissing. Have you considered getting a stainless steel urinal installed?

I don't need my toilet seat to look like Paul walker and Vin Diesel bang raped it.

 

[wootoom]

I like toilet seats that light up with LEDs like a runway for night pissing. Have you considered getting a stainless steel urinal installed?

Who fucking cares what you like.

 

[bigbassturd]

So the area of your belly and top o' the cock is equal to the hypotenuse?

wish I was hy on potenuse