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Cialis, Be very careful!!!!!

nautica

nautica

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Got my Cialis Thursday. My test levels are extremely low and haven't even wanted sex in a couple of weeks much less been able to get it up.

Well, long story short. I had a vasectomy scheduled for Friday at 3:30. Dumbass me had to try it Thursday and I nailed my girl for a couple of hours with solid wood.

Went home went to bed and kept the wood off and on all night. I had nightmares all night about going to the doc with a wood. I woke up the next morning with a wood. Jerked off and it went down. After lunch I felt the urge again. So I had to call my girl, have her take off work and went and nailed her again trying to get the wood to go down. After i came I was still hard (which for me never happens).

Well finally it did go down and when I went to the doc I was so scared that it actually shrunk up to nothing. But holy shit I was scared.

I wonder if a doc has ever performed a vasectomy on someone sporting a wood.:shocked:

Nautica
 
is cialis really that potent!? i've heard good shit about it but it sounds like it's downright TOO good.
 
Dang, that was a funny read. This is how I am naturally, I need to hookup my girl with some of that stuff so she can keep up :D

thederrickm
 
hookuprx said:
Dang, that was a funny read. This is how I am naturally, I need to hookup my girl with some of that stuff so she can keep up :D

thederrickm
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Actually, you may be joking but it works for the women to. It increase blood flow and sensation to their clitoris. My girl came 2 in about 3 minutes and it usually takes her 5-10 minutes just to come once.

She got on some antidepressants 5-6 months ago and got to where she did not want sex and could not have an orgasm. I started giving her extremely low doses of test and it upped her desire. Then she tried the cialis with me and holy shit - she is hooked. I wish I could say it was me but I guess I will have to give credit where credit is due.

nautica
 
nautica said:


Actually, you may be joking but it works for the women to. It increase blood flow and sensation to their clitoris. My girl came 2 in about 3 minutes and it usually takes her 5-10 minutes just to come once.

She got on some antidepressants 5-6 months ago and got to where she did not want sex and could not have an orgasm. I started giving her extremely low doses of test and it upped her desire. Then she tried the cialis with me and holy shit - she is hooked. I wish I could say it was me but I guess I will have to give credit where credit is due.

nautica
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My girl would love to try it, however we have to wait now because we just tested positive for pregnancy. I dont know if it would have negative side effects for pregnant women, however - everything seems to be off limits for them, so one can only assume :(

thederrickm
 
hookuprx said:


My girl would love to try it, however we have to wait now because we just tested positive for pregnancy. I dont know if it would have negative side effects for pregnant women, however - everything seems to be off limits for them, so one can only assume :(

thederrickm
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Yep, So did mine. that is why I got fixed today. This one was not suppose to happen.

Nautica
 
LOL....great story bro!!

Also, another thing to worry about is getting addicted to the stuff.

Damn!! I took one pill and had 2 days of ROCK hard woods and incredible sex. Kronk is 100% right. Even when you are soft you are a solid inch or 2 bigger than usual. (Which is nice when your girls see's you walkin' aroung naked)

Anyways, a week later I'm having sex and it just ain't the same without it.

I WANT TO BE ON THIS SHIT 24 HOURS A DAY!!!

Cialis DEFINITELY ROCKS!

Peace
MJay95
 
Cialis is a great product. I bet the maker's of Viagra are shitting. When cialis clears the FDA, they will take a big bite out of the viagra market.
Viagra is really stronger stuff in the short term........I mean it'll raise the dead. It's like too much for those of us who are only mildly impaired by our steroid usage......you lose sensitivity, it's so strong. Almost a painful boner with a whole one.
Cialis is much more subtle and long-lasting. Sensitivity is increased, no matter how long you go. My woman loves the stuff. Just a small piece is plenty, maybe 1/3 tab, and the other 2/3 should be fine for you young guys, nautica.
We probably should stop talking about it so as not to jeopardize our man, who is a first rate businessman....excellent. I'd be pissed if I had to wait on FDA approval to get this item.
 
nautica,
it's a good thing you killed that wood before seeing your doctor.If he noticed you sporting wood during your visit with him he might think you are gay.:D
 
hookuprx said:


we have to wait now because we just tested positive for pregnancy.
thederrickm
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I find it quite admirable that you said "we" and not "her"... I got lots of buds who get a girl pregnant and they're like, "damn, the bitch got pregnant."
 
Bigsatan13 said:
:devil:
Why get cut? I don't care what the Doc saya, he took your manhood!
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right...because the number of unwanted pregnancies a man creates is the barometer of his status as a man.

Idiot.
 
JibbyJabba said:


I find it quite admirable that you said "we" and not "her"... I got lots of buds who get a girl pregnant and they're like, "damn, the bitch got pregnant."
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Why thank you, I would like to consider myself a good family man. I have a son from a previous relationship but this one is going to get the 2.5 carats :D

thederrickm
 
If the FDA has not yet approved it, how did you guys get your hands on it? Just curious, cuz it sounds like fun :D

SAF
 
The last thing you want after a vasectomy is wood and I speak from first hand experience, it hurts like hell.
 
Funny thing is my man overseas gets dissed bout all his other products, but has always done me right. His cialis rocks.
 
Creep and SAF look down a couple of threads therem is a thread about his gear right now. Order his Cialis got here in 7days and the shit is awsome.
 
ironmaster said:

We probably should stop talking about it so as not to jeopardize our man, who is a first rate businessman....excellent. I'd be pissed if I had to wait on FDA approval to get this item.
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I agree with ironmaster......we should keep it cool so we can continue to get his goodies which are top notch and fun to use. ;)

By the way nautica......when I saw the thread I was like oh f**k something bad about cialis which I used a few times, then laughed my ass of when I read it. :D
 
Zyglamail said:
The last thing you want after a vasectomy is wood and I speak from first hand experience, it hurts like hell.
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Yes, you are correct. It is a day after my vasectomy and I am getting wood everytime I go to sleep. I think 2 pills were to many. But they are getting less frequent so hopefully by tommorrow they will be gone.

btw - I put ice on my nuts when I go to sleep and we all know what that does to your dick. NOT ON CIALIS. Hell it almost melts the bag of ice.

Nautica:D
 
When I was 13 I went In for a physical and I got the fattest boner siting on the hospitol bed waiting for the doc to come in

That shit always happened at the worst times when I was a kid:D
 
Magnússon said:
When I was 13 I went In for a physical and I got the fattest boner siting on the hospitol bed waiting for the doc to come in

That shit always happened at the worst times when I was a kid:D
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Holy shit - that is great. Not so bad when a nurse is touching you but if a man is playing with you and it happens - you will never live it down.
 
JibbyJabba said:


very intelligent reply... instead of cursing me, why don't you substantiate the claim that vasectomy is the same as losing your manhood.
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:devil:
Why is it that people who claim to be so "intelligent" need everything explained to them? I thought it was self explanitory. If I did substantiate my claim you wouldn't understand.
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil:
Why is it that people who claim to be so "intelligent" need everything explained to them? I thought it was self explanitory. If I did substantiate my claim you wouldn't understand.
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why don't you try me?? Sounds like a cop-out to me...

self-explanatory? I am no urologist, but from what I understand the process is reversible and you can still ejaculate, just not impregnate...how is this taking away someone's manhood?

Is there something I am missing?

Or does my original post hold, that you feel the number of unwanted pregnancies a man creates helps to validate his virility?
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil:
Why is it that people who claim to be so "intelligent" need everything explained to them? I thought it was self explanitory. If I did substantiate my claim you wouldn't understand.
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gonna respond? I am dying to know your feelings on this subject.
 
I would like to hear from someone to on how to get it. I had bad luck on trying to get indian viagra from Mbliss.com. I got my money back because after 2 months I had gotten nothing. Please PM me for any info
 
JibbyJabba said:


gonna respond? I am dying to know your feelings on this subject.
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:devil:
Let me ask you this: Do you think there is a difference between being a male and being a man? I want to see what page you are on.
 
Thats funny shit.In the army I had a fucking physical a hot ass nurse.I was close as hell to poppin a woody. But I held that shit in I just started thinking of anything besides her.
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil:
Let me ask you this: Do you think there is a difference between being a male and being a man? I want to see what page you are on.
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Of course... I think there are certain traits requisite for someone being a man, but only an anatomical necessity for being a male.

Lay it on me...why does vasectomy deny one's manhood?
 
JibbyJabba said:


Of course... I think there are certain traits requisite for someone being a man, but only an anatomical necessity for being a male.

Lay it on me...why does vasectomy deny one's manhood?
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:devil:
So you understand that concept but you fail to grasp the fact that being fertile and being able to responsibly reproduce is not part of being a man?
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil:
So you understand that concept but you fail to grasp the fact that being fertile and being able to responsibly reproduce is not part of being a man?
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fail to grasp the fact? I was hoping for some deep insight that you were going reveal...some pearl of knowledge that would really make me think. But no, I stand by my original contention. You are just an idiot.

By your logic, a man born sterile, who fought wars and saved thousands of lives, and adopted 50 orphaned children, would not be a "man" because he can't reproduce. However, some piece of trash who fathered 25 bastards over the course of his life, and never provided or knew one of them, would be a man because he is fertile as all hell. If you can't see how stupid this is, then we are done discussing this. You are just an idiot.

Even if sterility would take away from ones manhood (which it doesn't)...what does that have to do with vasectomy? The process is reversible in most every case...

you haven't made a statement here thats any more intelligent or less insulting than anything MuscularWarrier has posted...

you're gonna have to do better than this...please explain more fully.
 
JibbyJabba said:


fail to grasp the fact? I was hoping for some deep insight that you were going reveal...some pearl of knowledge that would really make me think. But no, I stand by my original contention. You are just an idiot.

By your logic, a man born sterile, who fought wars and saved thousands of lives, and adopted 50 orphaned children, would not be a "man" because he can't reproduce. However, some piece of trash who fathered 25 bastards over the course of his life, and never provided or knew one of them, would be a man because he is fertile as all hell. If you can't see how stupid this is, then we are done discussing this. You are just an idiot.

Even if sterility would take away from ones manhood (which it doesn't)...what does that have to do with vasectomy? The process is reversible in most every case...

you haven't made a statement here thats any more intelligent or less insulting than anything MuscularWarrier has posted...

you're gonna have to do better than this...please explain more fully.
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Jibbyjabba: 5; Bigsatan13: 0

:D

NFG
 
nautica said:
Are we done discussing my manhood yet??? I am not feeling any love here.
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Sorry... I just take a personal interest in BS's statement...

I, myself, plan on getting a vasectomy fairly soon. I think its unfair that my girlfriend has to take hormones, that could prove harmful in the long run, when I can get a simple procedure done...

I don't want to be considered less of a man because of it...
 
JibbyJabba said:


Sorry... I just take a personal interest in BS's statement...

I, myself, plan on getting a vasectomy fairly soon. I think its unfair that my girlfriend has to take hormones, that could prove harmful in the long run, when I can get a simple procedure done...

I don't want to be considered less of a man because of it...
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If it makes you feel anybetter, I had the procedure Friday. I had sex Sunday - once, Monday - twice, and I have not had sex yet today - but I plan on it.

So I guess if sex is a measure of manhood - then you will be fine.

I don't know maybe bigsatan - can let us know how he measures manhood so we can all see if we measure up.

Nautica
 
JibbyJabba said:


I, for one, am dying to know.
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still dying to know...c'mon Satan.

explain why fertility is requisite for manhood...

what else constitutes manhood?

I personally think you should be willing to back up such extreme positions, otherwise you run the risk of people thinking you are full of shit.
 
Let me see here.........I have had a vasectomy and feel quite confident in my manhood. I have a beautiful wife ( who competes in the NPC figure division as alot of you know ), 2 wonderful children, great job, very nice home, living a damn near perfect life and am 5-8, 227 lbs at 8%. I feel like a man, look like a man, act like a man, have a great sex life and actually feel like I have the world by the balls at this point in my life.
So without being able to " no longer " impregnate a female I am less or no longer a man ?
You might want to explain yourself or possibly it could be "youth" talking, but this concept has me confused.
 
the mechanic said:
Let me see here.........I have had a vasectomy and feel quite confident in my manhood. I have a beautiful wife ( who competes in the NPC figure division as alot of you know ), 2 wonderful children, great job, very nice home, living a damn near perfect life and am 5-8, 227 lbs at 8%. I feel like a man, look like a man, act like a man, have a great sex life and actually feel like I have the world by the balls at this point in my life.
So without being able to " no longer " impregnate a female I am less or no longer a man ?
You might want to explain yourself or possibly it could be "youth" talking, but this concept has me confused.
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I'm still waiting for an explanation as well...

"Youth" doesn't always prove to be a viable excuse for ignorance... I am 21 myself and completely opposed to BS's view on the subject. I think he was just talking out of his ass and got called on it.
 
JibbyJabba said:


Sorry... I just take a personal interest in BS's statement...

I, myself, plan on getting a vasectomy fairly soon. I think its unfair that my girlfriend has to take hormones, that could prove harmful in the long run, when I can get a simple procedure done...

I don't want to be considered less of a man because of it...
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:devil: So what your saying is that you need some reassurance that if you go through with having your balls cut you wont be any less of a man?

Nautica, why don't you tell us about your big bust again? It's such a pleasure seeing you here openly talking about your AS use after being busted for it.
 
JibbyJabba said:


I'm still waiting for an explanation as well...

"Youth" doesn't always prove to be a viable excuse for ignorance... I am 21 myself and completely opposed to BS's view on the subject. I think he was just talking out of his ass and got called on it.
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:devil:
Ha-ha-ha! Oh your 21 and you're going to sterilize yourself so some cunt doesn't have to take the pill? How honorable. Talk to me when you are allowed to leave your front yard. I liked your story about the war hero, I have to re-evaluate my life. I never said that irresponsible fatherhood makes one a man. But you put a nice spin on things considering my original statement was made to someone else.
 
Bigsatan13 said:


Nautica, why don't you tell us about your big bust again? It's such a pleasure seeing you here openly talking about your AS use after being busted for it.
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So what the fuck makes you think that I have used AAS illegally, since I have been busted. Is it a crime to talk about AAS or help to educate others in there use, so that they do not harm themselves. Is it a crime to educate myself in the use, So that if I do obtain AAS legally, which is very possible - then I will not harm myself.

Although, it is nice to see that you take pleasure in others problems. Btw, you will be the first person on the board that I tell to: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Good Day
Nautica
 
nautica said:


So what the fuck makes you think that I have used AAS illegally, since I have been busted. Is it a crime to talk about AAS or help to educate others in there use, so that they do not harm themselves. Is it a crime to educate myself in the use, So that if I do obtain AAS legally, which is very possible - then I will not harm myself.

Although, it is nice to see that you take pleasure in others problems. Btw, you will be the first person on the board that I tell to: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Good Day
Nautica
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:devil: I'm not saying I take pleasure in your problems. I said this before, you had a bust and now you talk about your use and post pictures of youself taking shots! On top of that you report posts to George. If you rat about one thing you will rat about another! I would much rather Fuck your Mother and make her pregnant with my fertile seed! You should have kept your mouth shut.
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil: I'm not saying I take pleasure in your problems. I said this before, you had a bust and now you talk about your use and post pictures of youself taking shots! On top of that you report posts to George. If you rat about one thing you will rat about another! I would much rather Fuck your Mother and make her pregnant with my fertile seed! You should have kept your mouth shut.
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It is good to see that you are infatuated with my mother and me, b/c like me she is a beatiful person (although she did have a herstorectomy a couple of years ago - so I seriously doubt that your sperm could do much for her). But anyway, the pics were not of me and they were taken at least 4 years ago. As far as talking about juice - yes I do - but it is not of present use and I would be more than happy to take a drug test. As far as reporting post to George - just trying to help keep the boards clean and free of bullshit and peaces of shit like you. As far as the rat thing goes like we discussed before in great length - I had my chance and would have walked away with no charges if I would have. I decided to take my chances and now I am paying the price - but I can hold my head up and anybody familiar with the case will tell you the same thing.

As far as keeping my mouth shut - I think that anyone reading these post can clearly see your ignorance shinning through - as usual.

Nautica
 
nautica said:


It is good to see that you are infatuated with my mother and me, b/c like me she is a beatiful person (although she did have a herstorectomy a couple of years ago - so I seriously doubt that your sperm could do much for her). But anyway, the pics were not of me and they were taken at least 4 years ago. As far as talking about juice - yes I do - but it is not of present use and I would be more than happy to take a drug test. As far as reporting post to George - just trying to help keep the boards clean and free of bullshit and peaces of shit like you. As far as the rat thing goes like we discussed before in great length - I had my chance and would have walked away with no charges if I would have. I decided to take my chances and now I am paying the price - but I can hold my head up and anybody familiar with the case will tell you the same thing.

As far as keeping my mouth shut - I think that anyone reading these post can clearly see your ignorance shinning through - as usual.

Nautica
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:devil: No! Don't even run it like that! You said that ratting was not an option because you didn't know anything! You never said that you were a stand up guy and wouldn't do it you said it wasn't an option! There is a big difference. Is there anyone else I can impregnate that's close to you?
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil: No! Don't even run it like that! You said that ratting was not an option because you didn't know anything! You never said that you were a stand up guy and wouldn't do it you said it wasn't an option! There is a big difference. Is there anyone else I can impregnate that's close to you?
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I do have a pet gerbal that I am very fond of. As far as not knowing anything - do you actually think I would give any details on here - You are a fucking freak aren't you. And you are correct - ratting was not an option.

Nautica
 
nautica said:


I do have a pet gerbal that I am very fond of. As far as not knowing anything - do you actually think I would give any details on here - You are a fucking freak aren't you. And you are correct - ratting was not an option.

Nautica
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:devil: Could you post a picture of the gerbil?
 
Holy fuck...I was just trying to conduct some sort of ethical discourse here... I don't know what the fucks going on.

Oh, and Bigsatan...she's actually my fiancee, not just some cunt.

getting all nasty and insulting is the first sign of someone losing an argument, however I now see that you probably don't agree with your original statement, you were just being a dick to Nautica...thats between you all. You're definitely a fucking prick though...however, I don't know why I would expect anything different from someone named "Bigsatan"

Let me know how that gerbil thing turns out...it sounds hot!!!
 
I am in favor of allowing this thread to die now that I am certain BS is just an asshole and not someone with a legitimate claim against vasectomy.

(yes, I am aware of the irony in suggesting a thread should die, while simultaneously "bumping" it)
 
Its not like a vasectomy impares your ability to product sperm, the vas is simply sefered and one end tied so it cant be delivered. Aside form that your every bit a man as you once were. It takes a hell of a lot more to make a man than the ability to have kids, and as allready stated its usually reversable.
 
hookuprx said:


My girl would love to try it, however we have to wait now because we just tested positive for pregnancy. thederrickm
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OMG dude, I'm so sorry to hear that. Did the doc tell you how long you guys have left? What kind of prescrips are you on now for it? Is there anythign they can do?
 
Burning_Inside said:


OMG dude, I'm so sorry to hear that. Did the doc tell you how long you guys have left? What kind of prescrips are you on now for it? Is there anythign they can do?
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Evidently he had taken a shot of HCG before they went in to get tested.

;)
Nautica
 
JibbyJabba said:
Holy fuck...I was just trying to conduct some sort of ethical discourse here... I don't know what the fucks going on.

Oh, and Bigsatan...she's actually my fiancee, not just some cunt.

getting all nasty and insulting is the first sign of someone losing an argument, however I now see that you probably don't agree with your original statement, you were just being a dick to Nautica...thats between you all. You're definitely a fucking prick though...however, I don't know why I would expect anything different from someone named "Bigsatan"

Let me know how that gerbil thing turns out...it sounds hot!!!
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:devil: You are just so smart, tell us another story Little Boy.
BTW, your fiancee, unless she has a dick, would fall under the cunt catagory. What's next, you tell us that a person losing an arguement will resort to violence? And that it would take a bigger man to walk away? You are right about one thing I was just being a dick to Nautica. I was never in an arguement, you came trying to justify your balls getting cut and ran your mouth. The Gerbil is mine, I just wish it was female so I could impregnate it. BTW, it's been fun aggrivating you! Talk to you later Balless!:D
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil: You are just so smart, tell us another story Little Boy.
BTW, your fiancee, unless she has a dick, would fall under the cunt catagory. What's next, you tell us that a person losing an arguement will resort to violence? And that it would take a bigger man to walk away? You are right about one thing I was just being a dick to Nautica. I was never in an arguement, you came trying to justify your balls getting cut and ran your mouth. The Gerbil is mine, I just wish it was female so I could impregnate it. BTW, it's been fun aggrivating you! Talk to you later Balless!:D
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:sleeping:

oops...sorry, did you say something?
 
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