Chronicles of Ffactor......WoW!!!!!!

[Ffactor]

The beginning scene will show the Ffactor returning from the local Dunkin Donuts late at night when he is attacked by a group of ninja cecadas, a fight ensues during which the cecadas manage to rip off every inch of clothing from the Ffactor. The Ffactor undaunted manages to crush all the cecadas using his penis as a whip and then stands in victory completely naked as several gorgeous playmates proceed to give him a blowjob. Juicedpiggly and Wodin will also have starring roles in the movie. Nathan will make a brief appearance before his skull is crushed by an imaginary doorknob.

 

[Razorguns]

just say no dude. just say no....

 

[Ffactor]

In fact instead of real playmates I think I'll put Seashell and SuperQT in the movie so they can fulfill their lifelong ambition.

 

[Ffactor]

The next day Ffactor returns to the Dunkin Donuts and his eyes almost pop out of his socket. Behind the counter are not one but three smelly INDIANS with dots and all. I ask for a large cup of coffee with extra cream and sugar, one of the INDIANS replies with a *&%&*%@7%(%$ at which point I jump across the counter put him in a headlock and then proceed to start rubbing on his dot. His female counterparts start screamimg ram, ram, kali, kali over and over again. I spray them all with Jalapeno sauce in their eyes, take an iced latte and a sausage, egg and cheese croissant and then before leaving I take out a five dollar bill and throw it in their faces.

 

[Ffactor]

The Indians promise revenge and threaten to send their most skilled and dangerous assassin.

 

[Roid Pimp]

Wow !

 

[vixenbabe]

I've found that the Indians at 7-Eleven are most fierce....

 

[BrandonXJ]

Can we go back to the part where nathan gets his head crushed by an imaginary doorknob? that was my favorite.

 

[Ffactor]

I've found that the Indians at 7-Eleven are most fierce....

Even more so than the smelly cabbie Indians?

 

[Razorguns]

the next door. A pack of wild crazy indians armed with curry bomb descend upon FFActor and unleash a BARRAGE of VIOLENT and most VICIOUS attacks that have yet to be seen by any historian of wars past. FFActor screams for his life and he tumbles to the floor, and indian after indian proceed to kick and bash, and stomp on his balls.

All the time saying things like "You, you GAY very very GAY! American faggot you! Fuck my boot gay man! very very".

People outside the door stand there in total shock at the ruthless carnage and senseless violence that is transpiring right before their very eyees. Powerless to do anything but feel pity for this man. A man who's last moments on this earth are upon him. In a 7-11 with a bunch of pissed off Indians with Squishy Bombs.

 

[Ffactor]

Ffactor wakes up the next morning surrounded by a peculiar smell, instinctively he reaches for his ass. Nothing there. He looks up and sees this little Indian dude wearing a loin cloth holding a swiss army pen knife.
Who are you?
I'm Jackangel.
What do you want?
I'm here to kill you.
How'd you get in?
I crawled in beneath the door.
What?
Huh?
Hey, do you think Indians will take over humans and Chinese at the rate they are proliferating?
Dunno, possible.
So you wanna take a shower before you kill me?
Sure, may as well.
While Jackangel gets into the shower Ffactor reaches beneath his bed to pull out the chainsaw.

 

[WODIN]

You need better dialog.

 

[vixenbabe]

You need better dialog.

Hoes this?

FFactor walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging above the bar which says:

Cheese Sandwich---$1.50
Chicken Sandwich--$2.50
Hand Job------------$5.00

Checking his wallet Ffactor sees if he has the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to JackAngel, the most attractive Indian dude there.

"Yes?" says Jackangel, " Can I help you"?

Ffactor replies," I was wondering, are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

" Yessss" purrs Jackangel.

Ffactor replies, " Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!". ;-)

 

[Ffactor]

You need better dialog.

Fat cow!

 

[Ffactor]

Hoes this?

U callin me a hoe?

 

[Ffactor]

Hoes this?

JackAngel, the most attractive Indian dude there.

That was below the belt.

 

[WODIN]

Fat cow!

Next we meet I will fart on your head.

 

[Burning_Inside]

wtf is a cecada? you mean those bugs? if so thats cicada

 

[Ffactor]

wtf is a cecada? you mean those bugs? if so thats cicada

No, as in John Cecada.

 

[Burning_Inside]

No, as in John Cecada.

Nothing in this story refeences Mr. Cecada in any way. Plus you didin't capitalize the name so it'd be impossible to tell what exactly a cecada is. You need to provide more backstory or something.

 

[Ffactor]

Nothing in this story refeences Mr. Cecada in any way. Plus you didin't capitalize the name so it'd be impossible to tell what exactly a cecada is. You need to provide more backstory or something.

Okay, okay, okay, so it was ninja cicadas.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Okay, okay, okay, so it was ninja cicadas.

are they normal sized or as big as Mr. Cecada?

 

[Ffactor]

Is it Cecada or Secada?

 

[-SD-]

0

 

[Burning_Inside]

Is it Cecada or Secada?

pretty sure secada

 

[Ffactor]

Ffactor puts the chainsaw on silent mode and enters the bathroom. Jackangel is singing some Indian movie song in the shower. Ffactor throws open the shower curtain
and cringes in disgust. It is by far the ugliest sight he had ever seen since the naked fat chics doing crunches on the Jerry Springer show. Ffactor hacks Jackangel in tiny little bite size pieces and put them in a air tight bag for disposal.

 

[Ffactor]

8:45 p.m. Monday, the 22nd: Ffactor goes to the local Rite Aid pharmacy to pick up a prescription he called in a week ago. Lo and behold, the pharmacist happens to be an Indian by the name of Dinesh Chitputtikuttilitti. I ask him for my medicine and he says , sarry not ready. Ffactor passes out from rage.

 

[Ffactor]

9:00 a.m Tuesday, the 23rd:
Ffactor wakes up in the emergency room at a local hospital. He looks around confused. He can't focus in the light.
Good morning sir, my name is Sanjay and I am the ER physician here
What??
Sanjay Gupta is my name
How can this be possible?
What's that sir?
You're Indian!
Would you like to see a picture of Kali sir?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kill, kill, kill!
Ffactor pulls the IV out and runs out of the room in his dressing gown. It is time to take action. This must end once and for all. He calls in The Death Dealers (scary music in the background).

 

[Ffactor]

This started of as a joke but it's turning out to be quite a script.

 

[the nature boy]

Must miss movie of the year.

 

[Ffactor]

Don't hate dude, I'm gonna put you in the movie.