Christians - what is your opinion about homosexuality?

[miplank]

how about some gay cocks?

 

[Strongbow]

All this geigh shit makes me feel sick. I'm obviously not shaped in the fashion of a homo, my asshole is like really tight, I'm sure geigh dudes hate that, I mean what Mo wants to spend ass loads of money on KY and shit. I takes too many beers to get me drunk, and i hate sweet fruity ass drinks. I'm sure they hate kissing dudes with a big ass dip of snuff and baca joose on his lips. Snuff would prolly burn their pee pee eye if they wanted oral. I also bumped balls with a buddy once while hitting a bish DP and lost my boner instantly. All sure signs I'd be an awful queer.

 

[miplank]

I also bumped balls with a buddy once while hitting a bish DP and lost my boner instantly. .

sorry about that

 

[calveless wonder]

All this geigh shit makes me feel sick. I'm obviously not shaped in the fashion of a homo, my asshole is like really tight, I'm sure geigh dudes hate that, I mean what Mo wants to spend ass loads of money on KY and shit. I takes too many beers to get me drunk, and i hate sweet fruity ass drinks. I'm sure they hate kissing dudes with a big ass dip of snuff and baca joose on his lips. Snuff would prolly burn their pee pee eye if they wanted oral. I also bumped balls with a buddy once while hitting a bish DP and lost my boner instantly. All sure signs I'd be an awful queer.

You've put a lot of thought into this.

 

[calveless wonder]

don't worry strongbow, i'm pretty sure they stay away from rednecks with the face of a frog.

unless they're gay rednecks. then you might have a problem

 

[Strongbow]

sorry about that

It was his turn to bring the cardboard.

 

[musclemom]

Physical affection nurtures the spirit. It is necessary for psychological health, and not just for humans.

As for a logical reason WHY something would be gay Animals don't have the same societal taboos that we do. If something feels good and smells good then it is good, simple as that.

 

[Strongbow]

don't worry strongbow, i'm pretty sure they stay away from rednecks with the face of a frog.

unless they're gay rednecks. then you might have a problem

Damn good thing, thanks buddy.

 

[ceo]

I fucking love figs, man WTF is up with this shit?

read your bible bro. God hates figs!

 

[cindylou]

lol this thread is cracking me up! Thanks for the lulz