Nope, you'll be at the top when the Haliburton execs give him the oil numbers. Not to mention, Canada has like 200 people in the army and those mounties will make easy targets. C'mon your first line of defence are the customs agents.
Finally, if we subsidize beer and make "hockey season" all year long you'll be too occupied to mount an insurgency, but it won't keep the leafs from sucking.....