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can anyone here suck their own cock?

Puc

Puc

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after the approx. 100000000 attempt on my part came up failure, i am looking for some tips from more successful peeps.
 
that would suggest if I could that I have no sex life so I have never tried. sorry maybe you should get out more often or if your cute send me a picture and maybe i will help.:p
 
flexed and AAP make me consider something... does that fact that i want to suck my own johnson mean that i am queer? I was always looking at it from my peepees point of view, so i figured i would still be straight. But, would my mouth be gay then?

hmmm.... the conundrum.
 
lets meet and I will let ya know. will be the best you ever had 100% guarantee.
 
Puc said:
flexed and AAP make me consider something... does that fact that i want to suck my own johnson mean that i am queer? I was always looking at it from my peepees point of view, so i figured i would still be straight. But, would my mouth be gay then?

hmmm.... the conundrum.
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Suck mine. It tastes better.


Also, all gay guys are well endowed enough to suck their own cocks if they wanted to.
 
LMAO. I posted a thread that I dreamt that I could suck my own cock. I asked if anyone else had ever dreamed this. Noone responded.
 
yearight.php
 
TheStromba said:
This is a sick fuckin thread......but I'm gonna see if he gets any advice. :D
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no... my next thread is going to be about sticking my finger in my ass while i jerk off. that will be the sick one.
 
I'm kind of getting bored of straight masturbation myself. I was thinking of investing in a pocket pussy. Has anyone ever purchased one of these? How about a blowup doll? Like you're going to admit it.
 
sereneman said:
I'm kind of getting bored of straight masturbation myself. I was thinking of investing in a pocket pussy. Has anyone ever purchased one of these? How about a blowup doll? Like you're going to admit it.
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i was considering marketing my own brand of pocket pussy.

i wanted to dub it "The box in a box"
 
My brother got a gag gift from a sex shop for his bachelor party. It was a latex woman's mouth. You insert gel into the mouth and then insert your dick and get artificial head. I tried it, but alas, it is nothing like the real thing.
 
sereneman said:
My brother got a gag gift from a sex shop for his bachelor party. It was a latex woman's mouth. You insert gel into the mouth and then insert your dick and get artificial head. I tried it, but alas, it is nothing like the real thing.
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Nothing is as good as the real thing but I'm glad I'm a woman...finding a good dilldo is easier than finding a good fake pussy or mouth! ;)
 
its possible. just practice everyday and do stretches and eventually youll gain the flexability.
 
Puc said:
after the approx. 100000000 attempt on my part came up failure, i am looking for some tips from more successful peeps.
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got sick of little girls so you decided to suck cock, i saw a thread once that said you had homo tendencies (at tri), so i guess its true... your cock is too small to suck it, thts why you had to fuck little girl scouts
 
i could at one point. not like deepthroat deep thats like impossible.
but i could get it over the head. i cant even get close now.

now for the obvious question- how the hell did i find out?
i think it was in the shower, i just looked down to clean it (extra important, im uncut) and i noticed how i bent down as i did that and thought it was kinda funny so i tried how far i could bend and i friggin made it. i did it a bunch of times but i never busted one doing this or some shit its much too painful on the spine and ribs to be enjoying it.

I`m not THAT hung btw, im like 6.5-6.75 inches, and im 6"4 too. so i guess i was just hella flexible.

I think it depends almost more on neck flexibility than spine flexibility....

neway.... SICK shit.

the internet is the ONLY place id ever talk about this shit unless maybe if i was drunk
 
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WraithMaster said:


got sick of little girls so you decided to suck cock, i saw a thread once that said you had homo tendencies (at tri), so i guess its true... your cock is too small to suck it, thts why you had to fuck little girl scouts
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Could this be a "regular" under a new name hmmmmm....
 
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Finaject2001 said:


Could this be a "regular" under a new name hmmmmm....
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nope. i have been here before many times yes, and i read her everday, but i have never registered.

see my puc theard to find out who i am..


oh yea, puc is a little girl fucker
 
let go of your hatred.... redirect it to some more appropriate targets, like moderators or kakdiesel.

i will argue with this briefly in the other thread. Then, hopefully, you will go away. If not... i will simply log in under a new name. your angst is silly.... worthless energy, really....
 
Puc said:
let go of your hatred.... redirect it to some more appropriate targets, like moderators or kakdiesel.

i will argue with this briefly in the other thread. Then, hopefully, you will go away. If not... i will simply log in under a new name. your angst is silly.... worthless energy, really....
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why should i let go, you have not let go of your hate for members of this board? you post all kinds of hateful shit here, so fuck you fatty. you don't have a leg to stand on to argue and you know it.

:lmao: so since i ousted you as a sick fucker, you are going to log in under a new name! :lmao: cant take the heat huh puc, finally someone called you on your bullshit and you run and hide, guess what, i own you, you are my bitch!
 
WraithMaster said:


why should i let go, you have not let go of your hate for members of this board? you post all kinds of hateful shit here, so fuck you fatty. you don't have a leg to stand on to argue and you know it.

:lmao: so since i ousted you as a sick fucker, you are going to log in under a new name! :lmao: cant take the heat huh puc, finally someone called you on your bullshit and you run and hide, guess what, i own you, you are my bitch!
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damn i feel so owned.
 
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