can anyone here suck their own cock?

[sereneman]

LMAO. I posted a thread that I dreamt that I could suck my own cock. I asked if anyone else had ever dreamed this. Noone responded.

 

[dick tater]

does that fact that i want to suck my own johnson mean that i am queer?

Will Ferrell from SNL said, "You jack off with your own hand. Does that make you queer? No."

 

[jesus 2]

 

[Puc]

This is a sick fuckin thread......but I'm gonna see if he gets any advice.

no... my next thread is going to be about sticking my finger in my ass while i jerk off. that will be the sick one.

 

[sereneman]

I'm kind of getting bored of straight masturbation myself. I was thinking of investing in a pocket pussy. Has anyone ever purchased one of these? How about a blowup doll? Like you're going to admit it.

 

[The Shadow]

Why would I want to - that's what Puc is for...

 

[Puc]

I'm kind of getting bored of straight masturbation myself. I was thinking of investing in a pocket pussy. Has anyone ever purchased one of these? How about a blowup doll? Like you're going to admit it.

i was considering marketing my own brand of pocket pussy.

i wanted to dub it "The box in a box"

 

[sereneman]

My brother got a gag gift from a sex shop for his bachelor party. It was a latex woman's mouth. You insert gel into the mouth and then insert your dick and get artificial head. I tried it, but alas, it is nothing like the real thing.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick! I saw it on Hawaiian Butt Watch.

 

[HulkRow]

why go to so much effort? just get a 5 buck hooker for sum saike,saike.