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came home last night to a random dog in my yard

binö

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lil yorkie mix, cowering under my porch (pouring rain)
felt bad, took him inside, now he won't leave
and nobody is claiming him, tried knocking on all my neighbors doors and barely anyone answered, all a bunch of seniors scared i'm going to rob them or some shit i guess.
wtf to do, number on the tag is disconnected
discuss
 
binö said:
lil yorkie mix, cowering under my porch (pouring rain)
felt bad, took him inside, now he won't leave
and nobody is claiming him, tried knocking on all my neighbors doors and barely anyone answered, all a bunch of seniors scared i'm going to rob them or some shit i guess.
wtf to do, number on the tag is disconnected
discuss
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Call the humane societies near you, especially if there's a tag.
 
smurf2 said:
Call the humane societies near you, especially if there's a tag.
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did that already, no one reported it.
some dog owners are just scumbags i guess, had my dog escaped i'd have already called and reported
 
binö said:
lil yorkie mix, cowering under my porch (pouring rain)
felt bad, took him inside, now he won't leave
and nobody is claiming him, tried knocking on all my neighbors doors and barely anyone answered, all a bunch of seniors scared i'm going to rob them or some shit i guess.
wtf to do, number on the tag is disconnected
discuss
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nice tatted up scares the shit out of old ppl life
 
bigbassturd said:
Feed it a .44 mag barrell and give it my best regards
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^
biggassgourd e-response

bigassgourd IRL response:
-comes home, sees dog, wife let's out a sorrowful wail, your kid smiles at the dog, and they insist on keeping it.
fast fwd three weeks later, the dog has a new name and sleeps on your bed nightly
 
Feed it a .44 mag barrell and give it my best regards

Yeah thats your answer to everything you fat child molesting inbred fuck stick
 
bigpokey said:
i been wantin a toy husky kinda, still feel like gettin a toy dog is teh ghey tho :(
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I like those little dog's that think they're a bass ass. Attacks peoples shoes. An 8 pound little rat dog always trying to mount the neighborhood Rottweiler. Frickin hilarious.
 
bigpokey said:
i been wantin a toy husky kinda, still feel like gettin a toy dog is teh ghey tho :(
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as a proud owner of toy dogs, yea it's a bit gaye but the right small bred are awesome pets, loyal and easy to feed/clean up.
and i don't own acreage, and just have a backyard...small dogs are more fitting.
had i the property and fencing i'd like to own some shepards..
:rainbow:
 
binö said:
^
biggassgourd e-response

bigassgourd IRL response:
-comes home, sees dog, wife let's out a sorrowful wail, your kid smiles at the dog, and they insist on keeping it.
fast fwd three weeks later, the dog has a new name and sleeps on your bed nightly
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fuk no, she hates little dogs too.

No dogs in the house either. Only dogs we will own are Labs for duck hunting and Walker Hounds for fox/coons/etc
 
bigbassturd said:
Pokey that looks like a lab I used to have a few years ago.

Pretty cool mfkr
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ya i dunno if he's full blood pit, most of em aren't and the ones that are usually are dumb as fuk cause they're inbred so bad... he's smart tho already potty trained and hasn't chewed up any of my kicks yet, pretty happy bout that
 
binö said:
lil yorkie mix, cowering under my porch (pouring rain)
felt bad, took him inside, now he won't leave
and nobody is claiming him, tried knocking on all my neighbors doors and barely anyone answered, all a bunch of seniors scared i'm going to rob them or some shit i guess.
wtf to do, number on the tag is disconnected
discuss
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that's what you get for having tattoos
 
burnthiscorpse said:
Big shock. Oh....ok...the puppy novelty has worn off and wut...you have to keep feeding the things every day? Fuck this shit. Ima drop this bish in someones yard yo.
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yea man it's only been since last night and i'm already feeling that way.
i'll at least take him to the humane shelter though someone will claim it
 
bigpokey said:
ya i dunno if he's full blood pit, most of em aren't and the ones that are usually are dumb as fuk cause they're inbred so bad... he's smart tho already potty trained and hasn't chewed up any of my kicks yet, pretty happy bout that
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nah looks like he's got some kind of retriever in him

Probably why he's so smart

What's his name
 
burnthiscorpse said:
Big shock. Oh....ok...the puppy novelty has worn off and wut...you have to keep feeding the things every day? Fuck this shit. Ima drop this bish in someones yard yo.
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I don't think it's a dump, not with a tag but a disconnected number -- why dump a dog with any collar, never mind tag? Especially around Christmas, who's that evil? Bet the dog slipped out of the house and people are just too busy/crazy to have noticed (here's a scenario, it's grandma's dog and grandma got a stroke for Christmas while EMS is rolling her out the door little dog darts out, all sorts of shit happens to retarded little rat dogs).

Humane society, SPCA or yorkie rescue (most purebred rescues will also take purebred crosses). Rescues are good when it comes out to checking out people who apply to adopt.
 
New dog. Copper. Cool little fkr

He only came in for pictures, don't want my house smelling like some mangy animal
 
musclemom said:
I don't think it's a dump, not with a tag but a disconnected number -- why dump a dog with any collar, never mind tag? Especially around Christmas, who's that evil? Bet the dog slipped out of the house and people are just too busy/crazy to have noticed (here's a scenario, it's grandma's dog and grandma got a stroke for Christmas while EMS is rolling her out the door little dog darts out, all sorts of shit happens to retarded little rat dogs).

Humane society, SPCA or yorkie rescue (most purebred rescues will also take purebred crosses). Rescues are good when it comes out to checking out people who apply to adopt.
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How many cats you got now bish? 30?
 
bigpokey said:
ahahahah not my fault he made a useless thread with no pics
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pics?
busty-latina.jpg
 
bigbassturd said:
How many cats you got now bish? 30?
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Same amount I've had since my last one died, six, and not getting any more, ever.

Incidentally, we agreed to ignore each other, or do you forget?
 
bigbassturd said:
No moar cats!?

And nah, I just said no more of them smarty pants posts

You still don't know shit
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Alright I think I get you.

No, no more cats. Three of the ones I have are 8 years old, the rest are 12 and over. Bunch of old farts over here -- human and feline alike (12 is considered geriatric in a cat). Costs money to feed and care for them right ... and I've already got one who's been operated for cancer 2x.
 
musclemom said:
Alright I think I get you.

No, no more cats. Three of the ones I have are 8 years old, the rest are 12 and over. Bunch of old farts over here -- human and feline alike (12 is considered geriatric in a cat). Costs money to feed and care for them right ... and I've already got one who's been operated for cancer 2x.
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I saw a cat hoarder on extreme hoarders. Dude was bat shit crazy. So gross. Not that you're bat shit crazy or anything. 6 cats is relatively reasonable. This guy was all fat and sweaty. His mom died so he started collecting cats. Not that you're fat or anything. I'm sure you're quite attractive and probably smell rather lovely. Hard to say though. It is the interwebz. Pics please. Sexy ones preferably. Cats are optional. I'll stop talking now.
 
pin said:
I saw a cat hoarder on extreme hoarders. Dude was bat shit crazy. So gross. Not that you're bat shit crazy or anything. 6 cats is relatively reasonable. This guy was all fat and sweaty. His mom died so he started collecting cats. Not that you're fat or anything. I'm sure you're quite attractive and probably smell rather lovely. Hard to say though. It is the interwebz. Pics please. Sexy ones preferably. Cats are optional. I'll stop talking now.
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I'm not a cat hoarder :lmao: Cat hoarders are incapable of saying "NO." Six is all I have, they'll live out their lives comfortably and no new ones are coming in.

As for the rest, I don't post pics and as long as hubby thinks I'm delectable, that's all that matters to me :qt: I will tell you that between two years of recovery from two R/C tears and arthritis in both knees I ain't in the shape I used to be. Pain is a shitty workout partner.
 
musclemom said:
I'm not a cat hoarder :lmao: Cat hoarders are incapable of saying "NO." Six is all I have, they'll live out their lives comfortably and no new ones are coming in.

As for the rest, I don't post pics and as long as hubby thinks I'm delectable, that's all that matters to me :qt: I will tell you that between two years of recovery from two R/C tears and arthritis in both knees I ain't in the shape I used to be. Pain is a shitty workout partner.
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You could PM them. I promise I won't try to pimp you out like I did Curvy Mommy. Cross my heart. :supercool
 
pin said:
You could PM them. I promise I won't try to pimp you out like I did Curvy Mommy. Cross my heart. :supercool
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Thousands of beautiful female exhibitionists to ogle on the internet, you don't need to see some frumpy, nearly 50, faithful housewife.
 
See if the neighborhood vet recognizes the dog.

Put up photo posters.
 
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