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[buttplug]

It's too hot to sleep and there's a moth in my bedroom. If I go to bed it will eat my face when I'm in dreamland.

 

[tuc biscuit]

what on earth are you still doing on here?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Yep. I was just woken by my little sister requesting a lift to work. I was pretty angry with her and very sweaty.

 

[buttplug]

Yep. I was just woken by my little sister requesting a lift to work. I was pretty angry with her and very sweaty.

hehe. How's your throat?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Quite a bit better actually, thanks for asking, but I may have to put on a bit of an acting performance in a minute with my mum, telling her that I am too sick to make my own breakfast, so she will have to do it for me. BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!!

 

[buttplug]

Quite a bit better actually, thanks for asking, but I may have to put on a bit of an acting performance in a minute with my mum, telling her that I am too sick to make my own breakfast, so she will have to do it for me. BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!!

Dude, you're a chef. That's so lazy.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Exactly, I need a break from cooking. She said no anyway, so It's the usual protein/oatmeal milkshake for me again. My dad said " I presume your throats better, cos you seem to have a lot to bloody say for yourself" hehe.

 

[buttplug]

Exactly, I need a break from cooking. She said no anyway, so It's the usual protein/oatmeal milkshake for me again. My dad said " I presume your throats better, cos you seem to have a lot to bloody say for yourself" hehe.

That sounds so disgusting. what happened to good ole toasts? hah, your dad said "bloody".

 

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Yea I made two 'toasts' before tucking in, one of them was to you actually, just a pity no one was around to hear them, cos I give a very good toast.

A toast, you know... bread. ;/

 

[MrMuscle the return]

lol you two should get married or something