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Broke Up With Ex 3 Months Ago. I so need to get laid.

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anyone else suffering from a drought. Been 3 months since i broke up with my ex and got some and now its all i think about.

I need a booty call in my life. Never had one. :worried:
 
I was in a drought up until a few weeks ago - had to go hoggin, but it sufficed. Get yourself a tute bro.
 
man i cant say i have that problem ever...no not because im all that...but because i work in an office building with 80% women from every age group...these girls are always looking to get laid, married or not..im a good looking guy so offers always come up! Needles to say they know im DOG!
 
KillahBee said:
I was in a drought up until a few weeks ago - had to go hoggin, but it sufficed. Get yourself a tute bro.
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Same here bro.
I felt so dirty afterward and now I hope noone finds out.
 
jay1 said:
Same here bro.
I felt so dirty afterward and now I hope noone finds out.
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yep. no room is dark enough for the pig I slaughtered that night. but hey, I am a reproducer by nature - my seed was yearning to be free.
 
im like the only guy in my office too. alot of the women come on to me and rub up on me too but i always said i would never go there.

they are all Milf's too.
 
dunk said:
im like the only guy in my office too. alot of the women come on to me and rub up on me too but i always said i would never go there.

they are all Milf's too.
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Hey, when in Rome....fuck a Roman.
 
last thing i need is for a work fuck friend to go sour. not good. dont shit where u eat orb.

i honestly dont want anything close to a relationship right now but i need some warm vagina in the worstestest way.
 
dunk said:
last thing i need is for a work fuck friend to go sour. not good. dont shit where u eat orb.

i honestly dont want anything close to a relationship right now but i need some warm vagina in the worstestest way.
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get a tute. if you got the loot. don't be a fruit.
 
Props for not running back to your ex for some.

Go out tonight and let a couple of girls know you are sexually attracted to them. Don't even make going out on a date or getting their number an option. There are girls who are into you and will have sex w/you, but you have to find them.

Or, just watch some good porn like I will.
 
thanks for reminding me
sigh
i got cobwebs
 
jerkbox said:
KillahBee said:
I was in a drought up until a few weeks ago - had to go hoggin, but it sufficed. Get yourself a tute bro.
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round here we call it piggin
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round here, it's called looking for a wife...
 
Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops
 
KillahBee said:
yep. no room is dark enough for the pig I slaughtered that night. but hey, I am a reproducer by nature - my seed was yearning to be free.
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yeah but all you did was fuck natural selection. see, that ugly gene would have died out, but you may have mixed it with (albeit, slightly) better good looking genes to produce a marginally breedable offspring still heterozygous for the ugly mutation...

given the propensity of a barely goodl ooking person to mate with another not so good looking person the two heterozgotes would have a 25% percent chance of having an ugly kid.


way to wade in the shallow end of the gene pool.
 
JerseyArt said:
Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops
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Nice!
 
dunk said:
anyone else suffering from a drought. Been 3 months since i broke up with my ex and got some and now its all i think about.

I need a booty call in my life. Never had one. :worried:
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My drought is going on 22 years... :worried:
 
Well I don't plan on keeping my streak going much longer. If I don't get any in a month Im going to get a hot escort.
 
n0th1ng said:
Well I don't plan on keeping my streak going much longer. If I don't get any in a month Im going to get a hot escort.
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PM me how it goes :martini: Good luck..
 
awittyusername said:
Props for not running back to your ex for some.
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dude tell me about it. its hard considering i just found soome pics of us doin the dirty in the pink and in the stink in Vegas. "Im tryin Ringo. Im tryin real real hard"

JerseyArt said:
Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops
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Well im probably hitting up The Big Easy on 2nd Ave and 92nd Street tonight.

Then over to Club Avalon for some afterhours if things dont go so well over there.

If the drunk ones arent workin ill hit up the ones that are trippipn on E lol.

Well see how it goes. Only prob is i cant drink right now b/c of CKD.

Thats the sucky part!
 
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