boxers, buttons, and my penis

[hamstershaver]

ok so all my boxers have a button in the middle of the hole where you whip out your pee pee to take a leak, the thing is i can fit my penis through the hole without unbuttoning it, in other words through half the hole hammy junior can make an appearance, is this bad? can anyone else do this?

 

[sawastea]

No, I have to un-button to whip it out. Instead of buying an XXXL, buy an XS

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

Do you really want the world to know you have a small cock?

 

[bluepeter]

How do you actually penetrate fatties dude?

 

[hamstershaver]

How do you actually penetrate fatties dude?

years and years of practice

 

[Y_lifter]

I figured you as a sit down pee type..

 

[geoboy]

How do you actually penetrate fatties dude?

roll them around in flour, and aim for the wet spot.

-

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I just drop whatever I'm wearing and piss that way. I have a fear of zippers.
I love boxers also. I could prolly fit my flaccid through the whole with a button.
Just checked, fits fine...I'm very small.

 

[trailseeker]

No fair. Y'all can just piss anywhere, no problem. Theres nothing worse than squatting to piss in the woods while hiking and get a nettle branch in the crack of your ass.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lollerskates @ this thread.

 

[spongebob]

the only penis accident i had was about 2 mon ago. i was doing some trimmin' and knicked right under the tip. ouch!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

the only penis accident i had was about 2 mon ago. i was doing some trimmin' and knicked right under the tip. ouch!!!

:wtf:

trimming with scissors? dude, i use face clippers for that. makes it a hell of a lot easier and faster.

then of course the razor on the balls.

 

[chewyxrage]

:wtf:

trimming with scissors? dude, i use face clippers for that. makes it a hell of a lot easier and faster.

then of course the razor on the balls.

That's my procedure as well

 

[rnch]

here's how i "fixed" that problem.....



i stopped wearing boxers/briefs/ANY type of underwear.






FREEBALLIN' HERE, BAYYYY----BEEEEEEE!

 

[rnch]

That's my procedure as well

works well for me on my pierced twig and berries!

 

[spongebob]

:wtf:

trimming with scissors? dude, i use face clippers for that. makes it a hell of a lot easier and faster.

then of course the razor on the balls.

no it was trimmers. i was trimming my berries and was doing the ol one hand holdin' sausage one hand trimmin' and the sausage although very light but do to its small stature slipped and fell on the trimmers. it just caught the tip barely.ouch!!!!

 

[SoreArms]

I use depilatory on my gonads, it's much easier than shaving

 

[chewyxrage]

I use depilatory on my gonads, it's much easier than shaving

isn't there a chance of chemical burn? fuck that sounds painful

 

[hamstershaver]

what does you all shaving your nuts have to do with my little pecker????

 

[spongebob]

what does you all shaving your nuts have to do with my little pecker????

thier second cousins!

 

[SoreArms]

isn't there a chance of chemical burn? fuck that sounds painful

just don't leave it on too long, 5-7 mins should do it

then it's smooth a prepubescent 12 year olds bottom

 

[chewyxrage]

just don't leave it on too long, 5-7 mins should do it

then it's smooth a prepubescent 12 year olds bottom

I shave my ballsack in a minute. I'm more efficient. Go me!

 

[hamstershaver]

this thread has been gonadjacked

 

[spongebob]

I shave my ballsack in a minute. I'm more efficient. Go me!

talk about a small ballsack!

 

[The Shadow]

I cant wear regular boxers.....


btw -I sit to pee in the middle of the night..otherwise I mightkillmyself

 

[hamstershaver]

I cant wear regular boxers.....


btw -I sit to pee in the middle of the night..otherwise I mightkillmyself

huh????

 

[rnch]

i u shave the boyz in the shower.....after the first few times it's no big deal to do so.

 

[sawastea]

No fair. Y'all can just piss anywhere, no problem. Theres nothing worse than squatting to piss in the woods while hiking and get a nettle branch in the crack of your ass.

Please post pictures to prove it.

 

[geoboy]

No fair. Y'all can just piss anywhere, no problem. Theres nothing worse than squatting to piss in the woods while hiking and get a nettle branch in the crack of your ass.

If I were to get wood from that post, hypothetically speaking, would that mean I had some kind of problem?

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[evansteve]

Am I gay if I use a razor on all of me, balls and pen0r included?

Occaisionally I do this every now and then when I'm really bored. I like the clean feel and look.

Clipper eh? Maybe I should buy one of those, for the hair on my head if nothing else.

 

[hamstershaver]

Am I gay if I use a razor on all of me, balls and pen0r included?

yes

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

"Am I gay if I use a razor on all of me, balls and pen0r included?
Occaisionally I do this every now and then when I'm really bored. I like the clean feel and look"


Do you use aftershave?

 

[Gymgurl]

I thought you were gonna ask us to guess which is smaller

 

[evansteve]

Do you use aftershave?

No, I dont. Is that a bad thing?