bought my first adult toy today

[DepressiveJuice]

wont see my girl for ten weeks so i went to the adult store and bought myself a vibrating pussy. its not all that great really. they arent friendly for people that are uncut. its too painful to use and the vibrations doent feel all that great. waste of money

 

[KillahBee]

come on bro, u serious?? I have been consistently masturbating for something like 16 years and I am still not bored.

 

[existentialism]

cool

Does the pussy look like a real pussy? How different does a real pussy feel from a fake one since I wouldn't know? Are you in a long distance relationship? Haha alot of questions I'm asking.=)

 

[HS Lifter]

They are great.

The best thing about them is that they don't talk.

 

[ZKaudio]

my hand doesn't talk either

 

[onerepmaximum]

wont see my girl for ten weeks so i went to the adult store and bought myself a vibrating pussy. its not all that great really. they arent friendly for people that are uncut. its too painful to use and the vibrations doent feel all that great. waste of money

I hope that it wasn't too expensive and/or you found another job.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Did ya have fun cleaning it out? lol...

 

[fsupat70]

They are great.

The best thing about them is that they don't talk.

excellent point, im thinking about wiring my gfs jaw shut, she yaps too much

 

[Big Rick Rock]

excellent point, im thinking about wiring my gfs jaw shut, she yaps too much

How is she going to suck dick?

 

[rvd_brock]

excellent point, im thinking about wiring my gfs jaw shut, she yaps too much

If you ask me, you should wire that stinky kitty shut. Nasty shit.