Boredism

[The Shadow]

I see.....you fit right in here

 

[treilin]

A cross between a Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.

 

[*MissFit*]

I see dead people..

and i see then 20 minutes later..

running away?

Is this normal?

 

[treilin]

Adam's New Organs

One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some good news and some bad news."
''Well, give me the good news first.''

''I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.''

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, ''These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?''

''The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.''


Somebody Stoppppp ME

 

[treilin]

I see dead people..

and i see then 20 minutes later..

running away?

Is this normal?

Sure just go over and laugh... I can tell it's friday I'm ready to hit the town... Ummm Low-carb beer of course... right. I was thinking Jack and Diet, or Vodka diet tonic...

 

[Sassy69]

Any one remember Dr. Demento's radio show? One of my fav's

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...."