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The Shadow
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SO:
a preist
a Rabbi
an Irishman
and a white cracker walk into a bar....
the bartender looks up and asks:
"What is this...some knid of a joke?"
a preist
a Rabbi
an Irishman
and a white cracker walk into a bar....
the bartender looks up and asks:
"What is this...some knid of a joke?"
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*MissFit*
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look up porn
ashley2212
Banned
Ever watch the Jane Pauley show? I just watched it for the first time... well, I've been listening to it behind me while I was typing... she's trying to be Oprah. She's has a trainer on the show who is going to help her "lose bodyfat."
You might think with all of weight loss bullshit on tv that America might be inspired to be less fat. Instead, they just sit there with their twinkies and watch the shows wondering why they're still fat.
Jane Pauley is not a good talk show host. She annoys me.
You might think with all of weight loss bullshit on tv that America might be inspired to be less fat. Instead, they just sit there with their twinkies and watch the shows wondering why they're still fat.
Jane Pauley is not a good talk show host. She annoys me.
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The Shadow
Guest
My 2 cc's worth:
65% of america is over weight
Smoking has dropped to 35%
...both are recent stusides....
HEY...that total is 100%......
65% of america is over weight
Smoking has dropped to 35%
...both are recent stusides....
HEY...that total is 100%......
ashley2212
Banned
The Shadow said:
Interesting... maybe people should start smoking again...
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The Shadow
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There's 3 midgets. They're examining their bodies, when the first one goes 'I bet I have the smallest hands in the world.' The second one goes, 'Yeah? I bet i have the smallest feet.' Finally, the third says, 'Well, i don't really feel comfortable admitting this, but I think I have the smallest dick in the world.'
So they all, one by one, go and check the Guinness Book of Records. The first midget comes back, and happily exclaims 'Yeah! I have the smallest hands in the world!' The second midget comes back, also ecstatic. 'Yes! Smallest feet!!'
After a few minutes, the third midget comes back, with a very gloomy look on his face. The other two ask 'What's wrong dude?'
'... Who the fuck is The Shadow?'
HAHAHAHAHAAHhahaa..hhahah.....hhah.h....hhaa
*wait*
So they all, one by one, go and check the Guinness Book of Records. The first midget comes back, and happily exclaims 'Yeah! I have the smallest hands in the world!' The second midget comes back, also ecstatic. 'Yes! Smallest feet!!'
After a few minutes, the third midget comes back, with a very gloomy look on his face. The other two ask 'What's wrong dude?'
'... Who the fuck is The Shadow?'
HAHAHAHAHAAHhahaa..hhahah.....hhah.h....hhaa
*wait*
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