Boobs staring = good for your heart

[anthrax]

Guys, be pro-active about your health!

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm all over that like a fat kid on a donut.

 

[anthrax]

Of course this is a urban legend....

(Now, just pretend you've not read this comment)

 

[perkele]

Boob grabbing is good for your forearms.

 

[foreigngirl]

so, because I stare at my boobs all day long, I shouldn't have any heart attack ever

 

[Raina]

I can't even see my shoes because they're in the way.

 

[perkele]

so, because I stare at my boobs all day long, I shouldn't have any heart attack ever

You die in a car accident if you stare too much.

 

[foreigngirl]

You die in a car accident if you stare too much.

no, not me. The men that stare from their SUV's windows do

 

[chewyxrage]

ROFL looks real scientific

 

[JayC9]

you fit ef girls out there read that? show more cleavage...you're saving lives!