Billfred wants to fuck me

[Strongbow]

What should I wear for our first time?
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[billfred]

facts

 

[WoodyO]

Borrow one of Traz's fitted T's from Baby Gap.

 

[billfred]

wear what you usually do when you are about to take it up the ass

What did you wear on that 4some you did with the Donkey Dick?

 

[WoodyO]

Affliction shirts are always a good choice.

 

[Strongbow]

wear what you usually do when you are about to take it up the ass

What did you wear on that 4some you did with the Donkey Dick?

Baby gap tee shirt and a thong

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[Strongbow]

Affliction shirts are always a good choice.

Indeed

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[Strongbow]

facts

If I make you cum fast will you buy me a range rover sport?

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[WoodyO]

If I make you cum fast will you buy me a range rover sport?

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Please respond

 

[Strongbow]

Please respond

Please

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[WoodyO]

Back to back?

 

[billfred]

If I make you cum fast will you buy me a range rover sport?

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Worked for the last person that pulled that off.

 

[miplank]

what did shirlene get when you jacked off on cam for her?


please respond.

 

[billfred]

what did shirlene get when you jacked off on cam for her?


please respond.

dick

 

[miplank]

who said i was talking to you?


hahahahah

 

[miplank]

j/k i was totally talking to you.

 

[billfred]

j/k i was totally talking to you.

figured it had to be me or chuck.

 

[WoodyO]

A coloring book

 

[cindylou]

wat

 

[WoodyO]

wat

Indeed

 

[wootoom]

Nice thread

 

[sexyMFer]

I'd jack off for 3 people in this thread

 

[sexyMFer]

please respond if interested

 

[WoodyO]

In!

 

[sexyMFer]

Lmao how do you get to the point of jerking off on cam for someone across the country pls respond srsly

 

[WoodyO]

On Cam!?! Mail that jizz out in a mason jar. Moonshine style.

 

[sexyMFer]

Exactly. expiration date of two weeks

 

[WoodyO]

2150 oz jar

 

[Strongbow]

2150 oz jar

I'd jack off every single person in this thread

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[Strongbow]

I'd jack off every single person in this thread

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Also if you are gonna fuck me and have less than 10 inches please massage my ear lobes. Tyia

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[WoodyO]

I wish I had a bench seat in my car. Get 3 people sitting there and the middle person can jerk off the other two like a cross country skier.

 

[Strongbow]

I wish I had a bench seat in my car. Get 3 people sitting there and the middle person can jerk off the other two like a cross country skier.

Down south we call that dirt road skiing

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[miplank]

lol, it's a safe bet if you did anything w/shirl the entire board knows about it.


perverts.

 

[WoodyO]

Multiple boards know about it

 

[Strongbow]

Multiple boards know about it

Shirlz got some nice hanging pussy lips

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[Strongbow]

Can we please get back on the topic of billfred pushing his mushroom head in my tight ass.......spit for lube

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[billfred]

Can we please get back on the topic of billfred pushing his mushroom head in my tight ass.......spit for lube

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dry or Nann won't respect us

 

[Strongbow]

dry or Nann won't respect us

I hope she will come critique our ass romping technique. Maybe she can teach me how to push back till our bean bags trade places

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[billfred]

I hope she will come critique our ass romping technique. Maybe she can teach me how to push back till our bean bags trade places

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If she won't, I know Afeedz is game.

 

[caligirl85]

what did shirlene get when you jacked off on cam for her?


please respond.

Who did that??

 

[bigbassturd]

I wood

 

[miplank]

Who did that??

fuck you're nosey; please respond.

 

[caligirl85]

fuck you're nosey; please respond.

lol....I know. I only recently really started paying attention so I have to get caught up.

 

[miplank]

olollo

 

[caligirl85]

lololol

I'm actually a lil surprised

 

[Strongbow]

lololol

I'm actually a lil surprised

Damn it can't I get ass fucked without yall getting off on some other shit

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[PICK3]

Geighest thread ever




please respond

 

[nangiggles]

Wear a half thong

 

[WoodyO]

or a banana hammock

 

[miplank]

billfred is gonna take his skivvies off and shove them in your mouth

 

[cindylou]

lol great thread

 

[cindylou]

lololol

I'm actually a lil surprised

its just gossip

 

[nangiggles]

dry or Nann won't respect us

lolol

I hope she will come critique our ass romping technique. Maybe she can teach me how to push back till our bean bags trade places

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I will be live streaming with tips and tricks

 

[miplank]

its just gossip

Straight from her mouth. Lol

 

[billfred]

billfred is gonna take his skivvies off and shove them in your mouth

just for the record, my balls are actually pretty

 

[sexyMFer]

Shirl said you spanked the dust off of em

 

[Strongbow]

Should i spread my ass and wait for it or just back up on it. Experienced catchers only Nan Pick3 people who know the deal. Please respond.

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[miplank]

just for the record, my balls are actually pretty

Pretty fuckin old

 

[WoodyO]

Do they hang low?

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

Do they wobble to and fro

 

[miplank]

I'll put it this way...


Billfred can no longer ride a bike w/o fear of his balls getting caught in the chain/sprocket.

 

[PICK3]

I'll put it this way...


Billfred can no longer ride a bike w/o fear of his balls getting caught in the chain/sprocket.

Wut if he drives a belt driven bike?



plz rspd

 

[WoodyO]

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

 

[miplank]

Wut if he drives a belt driven bike?



plz rspd

What if your grandmother flew jets

 

[digimon7068]

I'll put it this way...


Billfred can no longer ride a bike w/o fear of his balls getting caught in the chain/sprocket.

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[AFeedz]

If she won't, I know Afeedz is game.

Wtf?

How did I get roped into this nonsense?

Also, what's this about Billfred and Shirlz? Interestingggg.

 

[Strongbow]

I'll put it this way...


Billfred can no longer ride a bike w/o fear of his balls getting caught in the chain/sprocket.

 

[billfred]

Wtf?

How did I get roped into this nonsense?

Also, what's this about Billfred and Shirlz? Interestingggg.

There is nothing between me and shirlz

balee dat

 

[sexyMFer]

I'm getting shirl in on this. To clear things up

 

[WoodyO]

We'll all need to continue this conversation at Iron Magazine or ASF then.

 

[wootoom]

I'm getting shirl in on this. To clear things up

She is too busy posting half nudes of her husband on FB...nice life

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[ugotmale2day]

Idiots

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[WoodyO]

Rude

 

[AFeedz]

We'll all need to continue this conversation at Iron Magazine or ASF then.

Wtf.

Where is everybody? Someone give me something to do while I'm stuck at work.

 

[WoodyO]

Wtf.

Where is everybody? Someone give me something to do while I'm stuck at work.

Most of the EF scammers and assholes post over at Iron Mag now. You're not missing much.

 

[AFeedz]

Woodyo. Entertain me for the next 4 hours. Thank you.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm stuck in my office, bored out my my mind and I've head a raging headache for about 2 weeks straight now. BTW, does 20mg/day of albuteral cause massive headaches?

 

[sexyMFer]

Check your bp

 

[sexyMFer]

Woodyo. Entertain me for the next 4 hours. Thank you.

I know someone who does killer webshows if you have access to a webcam

 

[AFeedz]

I know someone who does killer webshows if you have access to a webcam

Lolol.

 

[WoodyO]

I know someone who does killer webshows if you have access to a webcam

Feedz doesn't want to watch Billfred desperately try to get it up.

 

[WoodyO]

Feedz, Can you make a FL beer run for me?

 

[AFeedz]

Lol sure why not. What do you want?

 

[AFeedz]

I'm going to text every EFer who's number is in my phone til my boredom subsides.

 

[WoodyO]

You don't have my number. And, I want some Cigar City beers to sample. Stouts mainly.

 

[AFeedz]

Cigar city opened a brewpub where they offer legit food now too. Super legit.

 

[WoodyO]

Thanks for rubbing it in

 

[billfred]

Feedz, Can you make a FL beer run for me?

exactly - I need lead time for the meds to kick in.

 

[cindylou]

I'm going to text every EFer who's number is in my phone til my boredom subsides.

I didnt get a text

 

[AFeedz]

I didnt get a text

LIES! You definitely did. Please respond.

 

[WoodyO]

LIES! You definitely did. Please respond.

WTF? I read that as "Lee's boring the shit out of me".

 

[caligirl85]

I'm kinda bored too...maybe more unmotivated than bored. I want to sneak out early and go drink beer and watch England play but that would mean leaving in 30 mins.

 

[AFeedz]

WTF? I read that as "Lee's boring the shit out of me".

Lolol I texted her before you.

 

[cindylou]

LIES! You definitely did. Please respond.

Lmfao I guess you messaged my mac

 

[cindylou]

platchat?

 

[AFeedz]

Lmfao I guess you messaged my mac

Fuckkkkk. I didn't even check which thing I was messaging.

Here I go, about to blow up your phone instead. Lol

 

[cindylou]

I used to have them sync so it didn't matter but not anymore, sorry

 

[billfred]

I didnt get a text

me either

 

[WoodyO]

I did! I'm texting with Feedz and CEO.