Biggest Wang

[HULKSTER]

Since all the ladies are in the mood for looking at some guy's small penis shot from his webcam, I was wondering if anyone here has ever looked in the Guinness Book of World Records to see if they list the longest and/or widest penis in history?

 

[slobberknocker]

The Blue Whale. 10 feet.

 

[duritz]

Since all the ladies are in the mood for looking at some guy's small penis shot from his webcam, I was wondering if anyone here has ever looked in the Guinness Book of World Records to see if they list the longest and/or widest penis in history?

HULKSTER... this is like the 10th penis thread you have started???

what's up dude??

 

[HANSEL]

Elite Wangerface

 

[HULKSTER]

Re: Re: Biggest Wang

HULKSTER... this is like the 10th penis thread you have started???

So would you please fuck me up my flabby ass??

No thanks bro, I'm not gay.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Since john holmes,I have only seen one to surpass.It was on a porn site (black dude no doubt).He layed his johnson on her from her snatch,to the center of her tits.Must be nice.





















i can do that

 

[slobberknocker]

Re: Re: Biggest Wang

HULKSTER... this is like the 10th penis thread you have started???

what's up dude??

This coming from the guy with the penis anatard.

 

[slobberknocker]

Elite Wangerface

Internet schlonghead.

 

[gsxr1000]

Since john holmes,I have only seen one to surpass.It was on a porn site (black dude no doubt).He layed his johnson on her from her snatch,to the center of her tits.Must be nice.


i can do that

I believe this is the gentleman of whom you speak, the infamous "Long Dong Silver"

This admittedly should be moved to Between the Sheets form

 

[HULKSTER]

That is so fucking gross bro.....COOL!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

holy fuck you know of him!!!Yup thats him

 

[sigweed]

man that thing is like 4 feet lol

i cant imagine it would be that great though... the guy must feel like passing out every time he pops a boner (which probably takes a couple hours)

 

[gsxr1000]

holy fuck you know of him!!!Yup thats him

I remember seeing his picture in a catalogue when I was like 12 years old and it scarred me for life.

I've spent as many years since that time, trying to attain equal size and failing miserably in the process.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I would never wear pants if I were him.I'd be the king.

 

[biteme]

I suddenly feel very inferior. Good gosh.

 

[Frackal]

Damn!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Thats a piece of dyed PVC....a dildo.

 

[biteme]

Thats a piece of dyed PVC....a dildo.

You should know "Ole king of the Elite Porno Club"

 

[Sundance]

Holly schmolly..Nature has really screwed up and mistakenly asigned a horse/whale cock to a human being..

Cant be real......

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

don't hate,congradulate.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Sorry to let you know HULKSTER because I know you would love to suck LDS big cock for the green even though he is dead but he was long gone when those Fake photos were taken with the Cock dildo! That Dildo is at least past 24 inches his Cock was a 18 inch cock! That's not even him in a photo shopped photo he was a super skinny mother f-er even before he died of AIDS!

are you thinking of john holmes?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Sorry to let you know HULKSTER because I know you would love to suck LDS big cock for the green even though he is dead but he was long gone when those Fake photos were taken with the Cock dildo! That Dildo is at least past 24 inches his Cock was a 18 inch cock! That's not even him in a photo shopped photo he was a super skinny mother f-er even before he died of AIDS!

are you thinking of john holmes?

No, JH was 14'' and he was white!

 

[Testosterone boy]

You should know "Ole king of the Elite Porno Club"

I doubt that....I dont have one porno site that I subscribe to. I just know when something is fake as hell. Only a dumbie would believe that....guys who believe we did it to liberate Iraq etc.

 

[DUSTY]

IT'S ALL FAKE! IF THIS GUY REALLY HAD A 18 INCH COCK MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE ONE. NOW 12 INCHES WOULD BE COOL.

 

[duritz]

that's defly a fake... notice how they never show it straight on to see where it would hang from his waist... defly a fake

 

[Hercules]

How can someone have one that long?? Is it real or is there some type of surgical thing they did to it??