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Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&u=/nm/20040722/od_nm/odd_perks_dc&printer=1
 
Now that's an army ! They can't replace the god damns AR-15 but they give out face lifts, nose jobs and breast enlargement for free. And Dear Lord, I'd love to have someone inexperienced screwing up my face...
 
manny78 said:
Now that's an army ! They can't replace the god damns AR-15 but they give out face lifts, nose jobs and breast enlargement for free. And Dear Lord, I'd love to have someone inexperienced screwing up my face...

Yeah jeez, you hear about how horrible army surgeons are for normal procedures... who the hell would want to get plastic surgery from them?
 
PIGEON-RAT said:
Yeah jeez, you hear about how horrible army surgeons are for normal procedures... who the hell would want to get plastic surgery from them?
It isnt necessarily the Army docs fault. They graduate from med school and start doing surgery instead of the normal 3 years of internship and 3 years of residency before being a full blown doctor.....something like that.

Some really are practicing on you. :worried:
 
my friend wants to know if they do free penis enlargements in the Army...if so, my friend would like to know the shortest enlistment possible...thank you, from my friend of course.
 
Gambino said:
my friend wants to know if they do free penis enlargements in the Army...if so, my friend would like to know the shortest enlistment possible...thank you, from my friend of course.

lol.

I'm down with the whole idea of chicks getting free boobs. Pretty soon we'll have a massively large army that no one in the world could hope to compete against, and every woman in America will have implants :)
 
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