Beware of new CostCo scam

[gotmilk]

I don't know if you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be a regular Costco customers. Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it could not happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts and their butts hanging out of the short mini-skirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I have had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, twice on the 15th and again just yesterday and very likely this upcoming weekend.

Again Please be aware!!

 

[nycgirl]

Its always the woman's fault.

 

[hamstershaver]

i need to get a costco card

 

[gotmilk]

I hope they steal from me twice today

 

[beefcake28]

I don't know if you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be a regular Costco customers. Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it could not happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts and their butts hanging out of the short mini-skirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I have had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, twice on the 15th and again just yesterday and very likely this upcoming weekend.

Again Please be aware!!

My Costco card says that I work for an Ob/Gyn Women's clinic... I wonder if I can use this to my advantage??

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont shop there

 

[ben hart]

April Fools? If not, Costco is right down the street. Where are my damn keys?

 

[beefcake28]

April Fools? If not, Costco is right down the street. Where are my damn keys?

I know, right? I live 2 blocks away from Costco... I'll get my wallet stolen everyday.

 

[Sassy69]

repost.

I certainly never got that action at my Costco. Plus its been too cold for those outfits.

 

[PBR]

repost.

I certainly never got that action at my Costco. Plus its been too cold for those outfits.

yeah...but you dont do windows.

 

[foreigngirl]

lol...I just came back from Costco....I guess I missed them

 

[stilleto]

i love costco.

 

[PBR]

i love costco.

me 2.....my fav.

 

[SoreArms]

heading there with my windex and squeege right now

oh crap, wait. I mean, yeah, be careful.

 

[silverbackn]

i need to get a costco card

lmao

 

[Gymgurl]

Now if you are female with a membership will you get mugged by two men?

 

[gotmilk]

Now if you are female with a membership will you get mugged by two men?

mugged? You mean double teamed.

 

[Gymgurl]

same difference..you said they stole your wallet

 

[javaguru]

Someone told me aap heard about the costco scam and tried to become a victim but they said "No thanks, we already have a ride with that toothless homeless guy in his shopping cart."

 

[docmojo]

lmao I got to get to costco.. I have several wallets

 

[justinjones1963]

Those same chicks almost did that to me too but I noticed there was a penis flapping out one side of their shorts and I knew I was in trouble so I kicked them out!

It must suck (literally) to get robbed by a bunch of tranny's!

 

[SoreArms]

the good part is that costco has a 12 pack of wallets at wholesale

 

[-SD-]

bro youre an idiot if you fell for that 4 times.

 

[justinjones1963]

an even bigger idiot would be someone who actually believes it to be true lol

 

[Sassy69]

the good part is that costco has a 12 pack of wallets at wholesale

What a bargain fo' you!

 

[Sassy69]

yeah...but you dont do windows.

I do lots of things hun. Do you need a resume?

 

[-SD-]

an even bigger idiot would be someone who actually believes it to be true lol

been drunk tonight rob.

 

[silverbackn]

Someone told me aap heard about the costco scam and tried to become a victim but they said "No thanks, we already have a ride with that toothless homeless guy in his shopping cart."

it was tough, but they did what was right

 

[obiwan9962]

lol