Benchmonster

[k1401]

Happy B-day Bro!!!!!!

Hope you and the Okie Crew are enjoying your trip!

 

[Deciever]

happy b-day big guy. Bench had said in my thread that it would be one hell of a b-day... he gets to meet Spatts...

oh, yeah, and the rest of the assylum

 

[Cubanito17]

happy bday bro you have to check out my thread birthday time I got a proposition on there for you.

 

[I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING]

Happy birthday ya big benchin freak you!!

 

[solidj55]

Happy Birthday bro.

 

[Vulgar_Display_Of_Power]

Hey happy birthday old man.

This just got me thinking, In 7 more years, there will be a 4 month lapse where I wont have to deal with lifting against you(you will be in submasters at that point and I will still have 4 months till my 35th). Maybe I will get lucky and you'll overindulge on B-Day cake and move up to the 242's!

Anyway, hope you are tearing shit up in Missouri, and I look forward to hearing from you and the crew when you get back.


Well, I got to get my squat workout in before my buds wedding tonite. Later..

 

[Arioch]

You know, a lot of older guys cross enter, so there is a fatal flaw in your master plan.

 

[Vulgar_Display_Of_Power]

Youre right Arioch, I didnt think of that.

I guess i will have to go with the plan of fattening the lad up!! I'll have to talk to his wife about making sure he's well fed!

Uh yeah Bench, doesnt Dave Tate say your bench leverages are better if your a little round through the middle?? (HeHe-think he will fall for it?)

 

[Arioch]

There are a couple of other options open as well.

1. If he burns a lot of calories around the house completing the honey-do list, you could help him out with this. The caloric expenditure on yard work alone can be enormous.
2. Go over to his house, and while you are there, sugar-coat his Wheaties with Anadrol.

 

[Deciever]

or while he's eating, perform a drastic surgery on his body, and coat all his internal organs in uranium.... just a though.